Nollaig

@ItsRossBrierley x.com/williamsstuart…

Why can’t any cunt keep a horse straight anymore

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

What

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years. According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

@racingoncourse @JonasLeng The stick reading making it even worse. Keeps happeningg

@JonasLeng I have no idea. At all.

Draw bias at York is embarressing

The flat season in Ireland doesn’t start until a Bolger bomb beats an odds on poke in a maiden

The industry could change irreparably and unrecognisably on Thursday. It’s Tuesday and there isn’t a fucking dickie bird about it on the trade paper. 🚮

Murphy v Allen is prob the S tier hate watch final

We might have to add Clive Cox to the wedding in Monaco super system

First winner Redcar bags near rail makes all with stalls on near trail. Second race the all make a B-line for far rail. Strange

I'm getting a bit of a cough so I might fuck off down the Crucible for a bit

Pot all the colors in the same pocket, 🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️

Year three of switching on RTV and wondering why Newbury aren’t loading

We just let a 106 rated filly go off 5/1 in a maiden

Taxi for Ben Jones

Unfavouriting your picks on the Masters app when they’re +4 through 4

An absolute treat to make it down to the annual open day at Saeed bin Suroor‘s. Hopefully one or two Royal Ascot types among this lot! All credit to his highness

Petrol station asking for my bank statement to determine if I can afford this fill of Diesel

@seandw14 Fastest not to pay we’ve ever had

Thought he had one of Aidan O’Briens caps on at first glance