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Here’s the email to employees: Team, Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative. Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue. It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month. For context: •NASA landed on the moon for less. •We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic. •Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket. •Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis. •The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia. While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that: •“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations. •Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive. •One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation. Going forward, please observe the following guidelines: 1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.” 2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider. 3Claude should not be used to: ◦settle fantasy football disputes, ◦write your wedding vows 97 times, ◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio, ◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?” Most importantly: 
If you see the message: “This request may require additional datacenter construction” …please stop immediately and contact IT. Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time. Warm regards,
Management P.S. Whoever prompted: “Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983” …we just want to talk.

Rs 10bn = USD 30mn Here's just a small sample of things you could buy with that money (based on a quick Google search): 👉🏾 10 high-end MRI machines 👉🏾 2 specialized pediatric cardiac wings similar to Little Hearts 👉🏾 10 regional hospitals 👉🏾 75,000 - 100,000 laptops for low-income students Every rupee wasted on perpetually loss-making SriLankan Airlines comes at the cost of the health and education of Sri Lankan citizens!

From Ranwala’s fake PhD to refusing to remove Kumara Jayakody, it's amazing that @anuradisanayake still thinks he has the credibility to talk about corruption.

An actual interaction between yours truly and a client who hasn't paid my consultation firm for 2 months now and is pulling the great Lankan Houdini act 😝.

Read our Examination, on how uniformed torturers get away with it, for background. examiner.media/policing-the-p…

@Dailymirror_SL Absolute moron. Another lie the NPP pushed before the elections was that they had “smart” people in their ranks. If you’re wondering why the NPP reacted late to the cyclone disaster, it’s because they seem more focused on arresting political opponents than doing their job.

This is even worse than the stuff I roll out in terms of Ranil support, and I know that’s saying something 😂

@ForzenStur @KusumW Just listened he did not say anything like such.

@KusumW He did but not as one sentence. If you listen to his speech, he has addressed most of what you’ve written.

Why can’t AKD say this: “We tried our best, but it wasn’t good enough to save more lives. Please accept our sincere apologies. We will launch a full investigation and report back with strengthened systems and procedures.” People would appreciate some basic accountability.

FIFA has lost all credibility.

Thousand talks Zero preparedness Infinite self congratulations Welcome to the peak delulu era of 🇱🇰 🤣

This is the result of private citizens being forced to fulfill the government's responsibilities. The relief program should be centralised and coordinated by the government, but in SL it's ALWAYS the people for the people.

A heartbreaking loss for our nation. 🇱🇰💔 Wing Commander Nirmal Siyambalapitiya, the pilot of the Sri Lanka Air Force Bell 212 helicopter, has died in the crash that occurred during disaster relief and rescue operations in Wennappuwa. A brave officer who served with courage and selflessness until his final moment. Sri Lanka mourns a true hero. 🙏🏻

as his private property for 23 years. He cut off the limbs of Congolese who did not meet their daily quota on the plantation. At the end of his rule, he had killed 15million Congolese people. But we are taught only about Hitler

I remember when I was in university, we had to stay home for more than 2 months because of this stupid slogan and the lecturers’ trade union action. Harini, why did you even march back then if this isn’t your top priority?

@HoneyBadgerMood @NewsWireLK Do a lil research on the Soorya Bala Sangramaya which was done by the Yahapalana government

@NewsWireLK nice, lol Then we can charge them from the electricity that is generated by "Oil" Another "feel good" policy.

The government has launched a new programme to convert old petrol-powered three-wheelers into electric vehicles, Minister Chrishantha Abeysena announced. The plan also looks at installing solar panels on three-wheeler roofs to improve energy efficiency. Converted EV three-wheelers are expected to run at around Rs. 5 per kilometre and travel nearly 100km on a single charge, with conversion costs estimated at Rs. 800,000.

Udith Lokubandara, once publicly called a “මෝඩ යකා” (stupid demon) by @PresRajapaksa, was seen at today’s Nugegoda rally near @RajapaksaNamal, ready to draw a concealed pistol from his sling bag. He had cleaned out Rs. 35m from MR's account in 2022. hirunews.lk/goldfmnews/295…

"A man ran to the Broadview ICE facility today searching for his wife of five years. They were following the legal process, showing up for her court case, when ICE took her to another room and disappeared her. He tracked her phone to Broadview where the signal cut off. Police told him to just look up her name online. He sat in a parking lot weeping, confused, with no answers." 🥹😭👇

@NewsWireLK They're attacking foreign workers and we're here allowing Israelis to do businesses while on visit visa 🤌🏻