Thicc Soupy Sauce

enjoy my last few braincells fighting for their life #krustykrab

Why do so many men treat their partners the way they wouldn’t want their daughter to be treated. Do better.

Imagine hating me and I’m just sitting in my car listening to Duel of Fates on the Star Wars Episode 1 soundtrack cd, making lightsaber battle sound effects.

A Very Small Dog, 1980, by Jamie Wyeth

Skyrim in first person, Oblivion in third person.

Y’all fuckin pmo

My light is going dark and is only dimming as each day passes.

welp

No mo blonde

holy crap I hate having to live my life every day this is my worst nightmare

@funk_a_lunk @skunk_bucketss @soiled_plants2 Your hamster deserves better.

@skunk_bucketss @soiled_plants2 Say hello to BJ🥰

how do I explain to this sweet boy that in <24 hrs both of his big beautiful eyeballs will be gone

@immortal_flame0 @Mimshack20 @sucre_xo ya ok, peter

@Mimshack20 @sucre_xo No meg is a horrible girl

She had every right to become a villain 🥹🥹

I wanna slam an entire case of Bapple rn

@thekidcottey @Misedctdyth @lydiakauppi @scarletskyn @kyylien I ain’t no liberal, that’s for sure. But oddly specific small town to make your location so I honestly just don’t believe you.

@nonexpizza @Misedctdyth @lydiakauppi @scarletskyn @kyylien Good thing I don’t live there lmao. But you libs believe everything you see on the internet so I’m not shocked

@thekidcottey @Misedctdyth @lydiakauppi @scarletskyn @kyylien I reckon they are talking to the person with Arlington as their location on their profile.

@thekidcottey @lydiakauppi @scarletskyn @kyylien sure it does, bud:)

@nonexpizza @lydiakauppi @scarletskyn @kyylien Sure seems like you are

Dating in 2025

Moving to Washington in June means I’ve lived along the entire west coast which is kinda cool.

@thekidcottey @lydiakauppi @scarletskyn @kyylien No, but thanks for asking:)

@nonexpizza @lydiakauppi @scarletskyn @kyylien You gonna cry?

Hearing Obituary ripping Redneck Stomp live cures me every time.

@lydiakauppi @scarletskyn @kyylien There is something so… sad about seeing people like Ashley on the internet:/ I hope they get better soon!

@scarletskyn @kyylien Look! It worked! I called a group of people names! And now they’re saying they’re not that! Look at me, a fuckin genius of the internet.

@Kojo2p7 @wexthermxn @stinkerbutt7 @goddek @hogmeetfist @CrankDoctor69 What’s harmful to the human species is the wastes of meat like you that women don’t want to reproduce with.

@wexthermxn @stinkerbutt7 @goddek @hogmeetfist @CrankDoctor69 It's literally harmful to the continuation of the species lol If your straight parents didn't reproduce, we wouldn't be seeing your gay a$$ here.