Davros

He would hate this, but would love to venture to the back row of Level 4 to shake @Demonblog’s hand. Thanks for reads. Good luck for another season finessing the keyboard.

*Dwayne Russell furiously writes on a note pad and drops his pencil, out of breath and sweating as he looks down* “Moves like Jagga”

Maybe you, could be, a purple monkey in a bubble gum tree

Purchasing a pillow to sleep on is one of the riskiest investments.

Sweet and sour is the most overrated flavour combo.

Some of the most insufferable people I know are generally __________ supporters. Fill the blank.

Nora has this obsession with a YouTuber who makes songs for kids ‘Danny Go’. Not gonna lie though, some of the songs slap.

@JamesWray10 Context please?

Imagine getting kicked out of a gig for being too loud, yes it is possible

The Clayton Oliver pile on, particularly recently, particularly with Spud’s game taking place, particularly when male suicide rates in Australia are 6 a day, makes you realise how low AFL journalists are to get a click or a listen.

Mets walk-off and Melbourne win. You know your boy’s happy 🙂‍↔️

Max Gawn and Francisco Lindor are my team’s captains. How lucky am I? Inspirational.

T-Mac backing up Riv on Instagram is the kind of pick me up I needed for the Melbourne Footy Club.

@MattCrossin I’ll wear it tomorrow

@noobdaddy A day to remember shirt will be coming back like the nirvana one

If you buy it early enough, everything is retro.

@JamesWray10 “Basketball background”

If an AFL player so much as played one season of U10s basketball, commentators are almost guaranteed to give it a full 30-second segment.

@hattubmachine @AFLFantasy @KeeperAFL You make me laugh Hat.

Hey @AFLFantasy my friends decided to use @KeeperAFL for our draft and idk why and it’s been bad the whole time. Is it too late to just like switch to yall and have everything as it is? Can u help?

@The_DeeBrief Only change for me would be Billings into the 22, with maybe Lindsay as the sub

That’s gotta be pretty bloody close 🎯 What do you reckon Dees fans?

Couldn’t be fucked with the Australian Open this year.

Had an idea for a TikTok. Don’t know if it’s already in existence, but it’s the dialogue in Defying Gravity saying: “Just say you’re sorry” and then it cuts to that Corey Worthington interview and him saying: “I’ll say I’m sorry, but I’m not taking off the glasses.”

Annual From Under The Cork Tree post. Best pop rock album of all time.