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@LBScattershot @Uniquekatie02 oh absolutely we were the draft, they're the final product

@Uniquekatie02 Dogs are some of God's most amazing creatures. I think he might've done better with them than he did people.

A woman with a medical alert dog sat beside me on a flight once, and the dog would NOT stop pawing at me and whining. After like the third time, she awkwardly goes, “Okay this is gonna sound strange, but my dog usually does that when someone has a heart issue… you might wanna get checked out.” I laughed it off at first, but months later I mentioned it to my doctor during a checkup and turns out I actually had a mild irregular heartbeat.

@TrackYourHeart R on T -> VT

Name the ECG phenomenon shown and its clinical significance

@anon_opin we've recently made a hard white > brown sandwich transition which is harming our wellbeing (for now, we'll get there)

White bread is for toast. Brown bread is for sandwiches. Can't be swapped under any circumstances

I cannot praise the Voluntary Assisted Dying service in NSW enough. My Dad chose VAD today. The providers were kind, compassionate, and knowledgeable. I was reassured that he was in safe hands with them. Thank goodness the laws allow it now. He died with dignity.

there’s a literacy crisis. back in my day people used to mix up exacerbate and exasperate, now they’re fucking up a part and apart

@gofrickurself Hey can you pick me up a reason to go on?

At rock bottom do you want anything

@SholdonDaniels "arguably" carrying the entire post

Barack Obama could arguably be considered the worst person that ever happened to America.

@AbortionChat me too. It was hard and unrelenting, with permanent effects on my body. I would hate to have gone through all that against my wishes. My kids are excellent, but I'm not going to pretend it was a walk in the park, and I had pretty unremarkable pregnancies and births

Funny. Being pregnant made me pro abortion. 🤷‍♀️

@Ravenismeee Madeleine but you can never call her Maddie

I want a cat name that sounds elegant and majestic. Any recommendations?

@WenaWen0 I, a nurse, once documented a detailed description of a patient's neurological events. The doctor reading it was so grateful, they left me a thank-you note with the in-charge. But also, MO aware

As a doctor i desire to have the documentation skills of a nurse

@med_712 A-G exam, intervening as appropriate as I move through the exam

مريض GCS = 7… وش أول شيء تسويه قبل حتى تفكر بالأشعة ؟

@ParkerOlad "More strict" or "stricter" get it right Yes, I am an older sister myself, why do you ask?

the oldest sister is more stricter than the actual parents

@taeseru I have some similes and metaphors here that will blow your mind (metaphorically)

hyperboles and satire be whooping their ass

@Ravenismeee My kid recently said "I know the word adults use the most: thankyou. They always say thankyou all the time to each other" Which is a good sign that he's surrounded by good adults

Do you think children should be forced to say "please" and "thank you"?

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

@1ssve as a gossip-hungry manager, please, tell me all the details. You're doing what?? that's so cool or so weird depending on what you're doing. I'll approve it anyway, but definitely give me the backstory

as a millennial manager, please keep your PTO reasoning to yourself. just give me the dates.

@JoyceCarolOates Unexpected take, but you do you @JoyceCarolOates Readers like words and wordplay

truly I don't mean to be annoying but who on earth has time for crossword puzzles, & why? I did enjoy crossword puzzles in Playmate magazine long ago as a child but since then, no. however, it is probably flattering to be of value because of the vowels in my name; trying to see that perspective.

@Patrickwebb Biology/physiology says otherwise, your constitution notwithstanding

BREAKING: President Trump floats staying office another eight to nine more years.

@Bluebirdeyessss I will be the case that disproves your theory. I drink beer and the best I can do is build your flatpack furniture

I think females that drink beer can install hardwood floors

@ronsterd89 I couldn't do it properly before GPS, so I have maintained my skills pretty handily

WHO HERE CAN STILL READ A PAPER MAP WITHOUT GPS?