Tessa North

hello mother i made you a painting/murder

Talent #5 for #ILLUSIONandCONFUSION #shortstories this Tue 21 April at @ThePhoenix_W1 is author Callum Jacobs & @tonytwopints as Soho lush Henry, in twisted tech-tale THE FUTURE'S ALREADY HERE, IT'S JUST NOT EVENLY DISTRIBUTED. 🎟️Earlybird tix only £5! liarsleague.sumupstore.com/product/liars-…

#LiarsLeague ❤️s debut talents (& sea monsters)! Meet 2 this Tue 21 April when actor Noah Lukehurst reads author Ray Chanteur’s DAGON, LORD OF THE OCEANS. Will the Great Old One rise? FIND OUT with a £5 ticket to #ILLUSIONandCONFUSION stories at @ThePhoenix_W1 (link in reply)

#ILLUSIONandCONFUSION BOOK NOW! This Tue 21 April the sublime @rosebiggin reads #LiarsLeague debut author Matt Bianca's story THE RED TAPEWORM: a comic, #Kafkaesque plunge into an absurd metafictional bureaucracy! (+#Escher worms) 🎟️ 7.30pm Tickets £5 via liarsleague dot com

Meet the ILLUSION & CONFUSION Talent 2! @carrielondon reads LL debut author @Jester_bell’s THE PARROTS OF CHELM, a cautionary fable of a small town overrun by squawking nonsense. Catch it this Tue 21 April at @ThePhoenix_W1! 🦜5 earlybird tickets at liarsleague.com

📚🎤Meet the talent for our #ILLUSIONandCONFUSION LIVE #shortstory show at @ThePhoenix_W1 next Tue 21 April. 🎭Actor @MysteryFedora is a dead fella pulling a bank heist in smalltown Ireland in @tomwrote's tragicomic THE GHOST WHO ROBS BANKS. 🎟️£5 earlybird ticket link in reply!

Fancy some (more) ILLUSION & CONFUSION? 5 pro actors read 5 brand-new short stories for just £5 tomorrow at @liarsleague: 7.30pm Tue 21 April at @ThePhoenix_W1 📚Dagon cultists, ghost thieves, hallucinating parrots, Kafkaesque officials & more. Tickets at liarsleague.sumupstore.com/products

So much entertainment for so few pounds!

Hey writer! Are you in a pre-Christmas meh-slump, wishing you had a 2026 #submissiondeadline to write a story for? 🤩 WE HAVE SIX! 🤩 #1 is EX & NEXT on Sun 4 Jan 2026 for our Valentine’s show, & the rest are all open NOW, so get yr 800-2000w stories in! liarsleague.com/2008/04/03/for…

WINNING STORIES ANNOUNCED! #WomenAndGirls #JaneAusten Tue 12 Aug at @ThePhoenix_W1 liarsleague.com/liars_league/2… #Austen250 #AustenAnniversary #shortstories #liveliterature

anybody got any more posts like these

2025 is Jane Austen's 250th birthday & our annual #WomenAndGirls theme is celebrating! We're seeking stories from female authors, featuring female protagonists, & inspired by Austen's works, characters, setting, themes, plots, or her own life & world (1/2) liarsleague.com/liars_league/2…

World’s only moshpit of vicars?

I at least need “Elaine. what about the matinees” on a t-shirt

Season 1 episode of a medical drama: Professional and personal tensions are high during a stressful day at the hospital Season 9 episode of a medical drama: There's a new patient at the hospital, his name is Dracula

do you ever just sit back and think "how would Joslyn Fox say Susie Toots name"?

What We Talk About When We Talk About Guns

@KatyDarbyWriter Feeling a little pressure to commit to the bit now

Ok @northmackenzie thanks for the like, that’s a good start, but did you retweet it? This tweet needs to break the internet. I have literally started reading the book in question, I’m so committed to the idea of Raymon Carver as gun-toting action hero.

STYLIST: What do you wanna do for the Golden Globes? JEREMY STRONG: I’m thinking Hunter S. Thompson in the Beastie Boys. STYLIST: Got it. JEREMY STRONG: Paddington’s cousin who sells coke. STYLIST: Okay. JEREMY STRONG: Stanley Tucci playing Gilligan. STYLIST: Right.

Jerry: I'm in Nosferatu's thrall. George: You're in his thrall? Jerry: I'm in his thrall! George: Get out of his thrall. Jerry: You can't get out of a thrall. That's the thing with a thrall! You're never through with the thrall! KRAMER BARGES IN Kramer: Well, I got the plague!