Mr. Absoulute

@smod4real Looks like it would be a little tough sitting in the upper deck at 70 miles an hour.

Ready to disconnect from modern life and venture into the wilderness

@audreyholt_ @grok @grok make it invisible.

@GovTimWalz Timmy needs to stop reading the Minnesota Red Star and check the facts before he makes a statement.

Donald Trump cut fire prevention to give Elon Musk a tax break.

@powdermouse_ It looks like she just saw me walking by.

chillin like a villain

@GovTimWalz You pissed away $300 million because you gave out $600 million in benefits and only collected $300 million towards the program and that program is just getting started.

75,000 Minnesotans have benefited from our new nation-leading paid leave program. In Minnesota, we stand by the workers who drive our economy - whether you’re welcoming a new baby or taking care of a sick family member. mprnews.org/story/2026/07/…

@smod4real And the it the officials don’t like the score they add more minutes to the game.

FIFA soccer, much like life, is part raw talent, part hard work and effort, and part abject corruption.

Check out Justin Donovan's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8sWVsfA/

@CollinsforTX All Timmy does is deflect.

Two women from Minnesota’s Somali community were arrested over a $21,000,000 Medicaid fraud scheme. Tim Walz was asked whether the Somali community should start holding its own accountable. Walz deflected and said, “White men should be holding White men accountable.”

@Darkdarling00 Dr House.

Name a doctor you trust more than Dr. Jill Biden!!

@GovTimWalz I think Duluth is up there.

I’m headed up to Duluth to talk about our infrastructure plan! Let’s keep building, Minnesota.

@GovTimWalz Hey Timmy, did you stop by Cities Church this morning to show your support for the protesters?

Wishing Minnesotans a very happy Easter, from our family to yours!

@GovTimWalz Timmy always has to be dressed for the part.

I like our odds against Tampa Bay in 30 degree weather.

💀 😆

@audreyholt_ We wouldn’t make it to the car.

No kings.

@draloneboy If they can’t wear the Cross Elan Omar should take off her Hijab

BE HONEST : SHOULD KAROLINE LEAVITT AND PAM BONDI CONTINUE WEARING THE CROSS IN PUBLIC? Yes or No👇

@CollinRugg What a coward attacking somebody from behind.

NEW: Conservative activist Jake Lang allegedly stabbed by a violent rioter in Minneapolis, seen bleeding from his head. Lang was seen on camera getting beaten by a violent mob outside City Hall. Lang then attempted to flee from the scene by getting in a red sedan before protesters tried ripping him from the car to get him back on the street. "I just got stabbed by a crazie white commie leftist rioter today in Minnesota..." Lang said on X. "Plate carrier blocked it…" Horrific.

@patsajak Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

@Stephaniesancla @atensnut All 4 are not native Minnesotans.

@atensnut Well said 👏 👌 👍

Hey, Asshole! ICE ain’t leaving until their job is done. And that includes arresting your sorry ass for fraud and corruption

@L77884Stephanie @atensnut All three came here from outside of Minnesota.