that’s not my name 😒

Like, it’s actually very simple

@Snartles That’s why I don’t even watch trailers anymore, they reveal way too much, there’s no point in me even watching sometimes

do y'all remember the time when we used to watch movies and actually not know every plot detail before release?

mixing a bunch of bullshit on my lips to create the best lip combo of all time that I can never replicate

I've been on this app too long to act like reading comprehension is just a problem with kids

@yagrlbrgt @hallojisoo Literally never did

@hallojisoo I masturbate on my period I never gaf #youngho

and all u can do is attempt to rub one out thru ur pad…

ai is actively killing the planet and chatgpt is making you stupid. i’ll die on this hill.

Scientists have discovered AI data centers are even worse for the environment than we thought. Big data centers create "heat islands" that raise local surface temperatures an average of 3.6°F, enough to potentially devastate local wildlife and water supply.

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

So there’s this super rich neighborhood in Seattle. Laurelhurst. They are situated next to a children’s hospital. They decided that the helicopter sound is too loud for them. The helicopters that life flight critically injured children to the hospital. So if a child needs to be taken by helicopter, the pilot has to land a mile away from the hospital. An ambulance will be there to take the child the remaining distance. This is to ensure that the super rich people don’t have to hear helicopters.

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

"vou aproveitar a tarde para organizar meu guarda-roupa" dobrei duas blusas:

Black people in New Orleans and Baton Rouge will no longer have the representation we’ve had in Congress. This is white supremacy

Me after ruining the vibe by bringing up the political state of the world

He was in flow state for a sec. 😭😂

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, I’M NOT!

Walking out of the ancient temple after triggering every single trap on my way out

MAGA authoritarianism is pretending the president is “joking” when he makes death threats, but comedians are somehow “shaping public policy” when they make jokes.

Uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses