l.t.

@MiloMilo520041 @areyouware @WhiteHouse dude if youre gonna be racist could you at least use your spell check🫩

@areyouware @WhiteHouse Yeah, Jefferson signed that with a plantation full of slaves. Hipocrits!

TWO KINGS. 👑

@WhiteHouse That's not going to go over well.

@WhiteHouse at least you’re finally admitting it

@WhiteHouse We told you over and over Trump and MaGAs, he isn’t a king!!

@WhiteHouse We fought a revolution over this.

@WhiteHouse fuck off

CLONE WARS x FORTNITE COMING THIS FRIDAY Ahoska Tano & Anakin Skywalker

unfortunately my mood for the weekend will be decided by 22 men driving around in abstract circles

We can make soup with McLaren and Mercedes 😭😭

nobody: mercedes in 2026:

MAGA: "You wouldn't hate Trump if he was a Democrat." ME: "Dude. Donald Trump was a Democrat for most of his life and we liberals hated him so badly that he had to switch parties to get supporters."

There were 11 plots to assassinate Obama. 11. He never used it as an excuse to build a bunker ballroom or get anyone fired.

A 12-year-old can’t consent to sex. But she can be forced to give birth? That’s not morality. That’s a system protecting the wrong person.

"detained" the word is kidnapped. that little baby girl was kidnapped.

RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel against Donald Trump!

You hold a comedian to a higher standard than the president of the United States.