Mckinley

Here’s my thoughts on Charlie Kirk’s Death.

#NewProfilePic He’s not a crook

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

Fuck more cowbell I need more harmonica @zachlanebryan

It wasn’t winter, more like a long break from mowing the lawn.

I keep up on current events for the soul purpose of understanding the memes I’m sent.

I used to sleep up with my head under the covers because of the monster in the closet now it’s because I wake up to my cat trying to eat my hair.

Love is singing motorcycle drive by at karaoke

YOU CAN LEAVE FACETIME VIDEO MESSAGES WHEN THEY DON’T ANSWER! I HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY

Stuck at home no power and I’m just upset the last four of the books in this series weren’t delivered before the storm.

@ianrs100 I only see one crime here

Littering and smoking the reefer

I was today years old when I found out what happens in the temples of the religion I was raised in…. So fucking happy I left that cult.

Cute that you wanna act okay now

The fact that a superintendent arrested for crimes concerning CSPAM can post bond the next day says a lot about what our justice system thinks about pedophiles…

@wallopeddude I feel like that’s a crime against humanity. Like they shouldn’t have to know that pain😂

@not_denali My dog had a bloody mouth and we were super confused and concerned. Turns out when she was wolfing down her food she damn near punctured her tongue. So yes, they do hahaha

Do you think dogs ever bite their tongues?

Catch me cooking and baking naked just to cause problems in the No Nut November bet with his friends

“Look for the light at the end of the tunnel when things get hard” I’m pretty sure that’s a train.

Me looking at the McDonald’s employee enjoy a McFlurry on their break after telling me the machine was broken

I just watched the news willingly for the first time in my life, there was a story about a cat. Not disappointed.