Not Dripski

Gears 5 | 2v2 Contra @DysSZN youtu.be/E9jyX84H3Gw

The only game where you want the loading screen to take longer

Life of Gen Z - School is a scam - College degree is useless - COVID took away your prime memories - AI replace your jobs - It takes 30 years and your soul to buy a house - WW3 starts and you might have to go fight your fortnite friends - And boomers still say you’re lazy

You just HAD to be there

In 2017, a CS:GO streamer’s little brother won a round while he was away from the keyboard 🤣 It’s still one of the most-watched clips on Twitch.

the realest streamer out there

I’ve legit seen a wife who hasn’t had sex with her husband in 5 years be genuinely shocked and crushed that he’s having an affair. This level of cognitive dissonance is bugged out to me 🤣

we ACTUALLY got the oppressor mk2 before GTA 6. Polish engineer Tomasz Patan built the Volonaut Airbike. it hits 124 mph, runs on jet propulsion, has no propellers, and weighs less than your dog. pretty fucking sick.

This makes sense, right??

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞...🫧

@LizzieMarbach What if we play video games, and make money by doing it? Still unattractive or?

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@elonmusk Yeah, no kidding.