Ciarán the Masked Shadow Sorcerer

My wife has made me a better person. Happy anniversary, I love you.

Reminder... Kal Penn left a successful TV show, House, to work as an associate director in the Obama White House.

@MsJayLee22 Well clearly you're not a basic bitch.

@metaIbends Why does she think she's an authority on this?

@SpiffySpiderKat What does that even mean???

Sure kid

Welcome to Objectification and Dehumanization for September 2020. Trigger warnings for Rape Transphobia Paedophila Homophobia And honestly so much more

@coffeeandvinyl1 @JennSlowpez Apparently there's been an uptick in Brendan Fraser movies... I don't know why.

Sure I suffer from excessive '90s nostalgia, but I still wouldn't watch a Pauly Shore movie about it.

48. Can confirm.

@SweetGoodGirl1 I can't go to drive in movies because I, without fail, fall asleep.

Every part of me just wants to go home put in my comfies and not move till tomorrow. but I’ve got 2.5 hours left at work and a drive in movie with the Roommate/Bestfriend and he’s buying all the snacks YESSSS!!!! He’s basically the best person ever #RoommateWin

@heyyguido Son has his SAT tomorrow...

What is everyone up to this weekend?

The way police declare them "unlawful assemblies" would be hilarious if it wasn't such a trample of out constitutional rights... 20,000 peaceful protestors... One protestor drops a gum wrapper... "OMG they're breaking a law! Unlawful asaembly!"

@justky1018 That's what we're here for... -5'10

@_gemini_feed It's shocking how people just completely don't understand basic english words

@DrJenGunter @CBC

@notagain127 @CBC For everyone!!

Looking for something to watch? The @CBC graciously made some Jensplaining videos free for everyone to watch! Episode 9, Vaginas! youtu.be/ZlL6Ucrp1yc

I’m asking 🤷🏻‍♀️❤️🙏🏻

"The people WANT Trump to pick a new justice..." Uh huh... riiiiiight.

@beerknitter73 My response was going to be... I did last year.

@crsofr I don't know what you mean store it... Um, @ashleyeleanor, you are going to leave it up all year... right?

My favorite thing is him tied to the roof of the car.