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It’s a joke. Stop taking yourself so seriously

Katılım Ocak 2022
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notaptop10@notaptop10·
@NatashaCL7 And what happened to the recently used feature? Bri g it back before I start an angry letter writing campaign to my member of congress
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Natasha Carter@NatashaCL7·
Why did X get rid of all my favorite gifs? Do they hate fun? 😭😭😭
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🇺🇸@starsnstripesfc·
Don’t tell me you won’t watch MLS because of the quality of play. The worst team in the league is capable of playing/scoring goals like this. The level of play is much better than it was 5-10 years ago as someone who’s been watching since the early 2010s. Give me a better reason why you don’t watch, and don’t say because there’s no Pro/Rel.
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ekirlU⁷ saw bts 🍉
ekirlU⁷ saw bts 🍉@taerashbag·
Charles De Ketelaere is still the only player in the world cup that was able to score against Spain. 🇧🇪
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Pete F. Carefree@tsigalkoesque·
Belgium was the strongest opponent Spain faced so far. They faced Portugal in the RO16 and France in the semis. Belgium was a true contender for the World Cup this year.
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Pete F. Carefree@tsigalkoesque·
Fun fact: Spain had a much more difficult game against Belgium than against France. Belgium would’ve beaten France. Belgium would’ve beaten Argentina or England.
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Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm 🥜🚜🥜
The biggest red white and blue pill was not that Europeans enjoyed their trip but that they adored our vulgar icons: Buc-ee’s, Costco, burger joints and taco stands, Texas Roadhouse and the like. This global superstar who flies private with what I’m guessing is a very expensive handbag, he instinctively appreciates redneck kitsch. This is what spiritually American means.
Emily Zanotti 🦝@emzanotti

We should have granted him immediate citizenship on the grounds that he bought that raccoon alone

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Ollia@Ollia_ll·
@LuckyCharlie I would not want to pick up that poop with a bag.
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notaptop10@notaptop10·
@nixtrix62 She’s pretty when she’s angry. Looks like I need to visit Croatia 🇭🇷 🔥🔥🔥
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notaptop10@notaptop10·
@ContrarianSaver I make $35 an hour as a plant operator. Will be at $45 in 3 years and I don’t own the company. Company gives me 7% into a 401k
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Contrarian Saver@ContrarianSaver·
I’m not saying “no one should go into the trades” - just that the media (especially social media) underplays the downsides: - takes a physical toll on your body; work life is limited - virtually no upside unless you start your own business - job gets harder as you age; white collar jobs get easier and better compensated with experience You can be a plumber if you want just please - don’t fall for the hype
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notaptop10@notaptop10·
@lanechanged Just to recap, Ms. Carroll was shopping when Trump walked in, unnoticed by anyone in the store. Ms. Carroll went to the dressing room and Mr. Trump followed and raped her without anyone noticing. Trump walks back through the store and leaves without anyone noticing him.
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ᒪᗩᑎE@lanechanged·
Donald Trump is $5.6 million poorer today thanks to E Jean Carroll's tenacity & persistence &- as my grandmother used to say- i could not be more tickled. 😂
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notaptop10@notaptop10·
@GeoRebekah Just to recap, Ms. Carroll was shopping when Trump walked in, unnoticed by anyone in the store. Ms. Carroll went to the dressing room and Mr. Trump followed and raped her without anyone noticing. Trump walks back through the store and leaves without anyone noticing him.
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Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah·
E. Jean Carroll was just paid more than $5.6 million by the sitting president of the United States after a jury found him liable for sexually abusing her and a federal judge clarified that what he did was rape. That should be the biggest story in the country today. The president raped a woman. She took him to court. And she won. VIA @theZachBerger
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notaptop10@notaptop10·
@SarahIronside6 Just to recap, Ms. Carroll was shopping when Trump walked in, unnoticed by anyone in the store. Ms. Carroll went to the dressing room and Mr. Trump followed and raped her without anyone noticing. Trump walks back through the store and leaves without anyone noticing him.
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USC1987@Trojanfan33·
@CBSNews So does Trump have to register as a Sex Offender?
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CBS News@CBSNews·
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll receives a $5.62 million sex abuse and defamation payment, plus interest, from President Trump. cbsn.ws/4fwfOrf
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notaptop10@notaptop10·
@CBSNews Just to recap, Ms. Carroll was shopping when Trump walked in, unnoticed by anyone in the store. Ms. Carroll went to the dressing room and Mr. Trump followed and raped her without anyone noticing. Trump walks back through the store and leaves without anyone noticing him.
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notaptop10@notaptop10·
@SeanCasten Just to recap, Ms. Carroll was shopping when Trump walked in, unnoticed by anyone in the store. Ms. Carroll went to the dressing room and Mr. Trump followed and raped her without anyone noticing. Trump walks back through the store and leaves without anyone noticing him.
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notaptop10@notaptop10·
@mmpadellan Just to recap, Ms. Carroll was shopping when Trump walked in, unnoticed by anyone in the store. Ms. Carroll went to the dressing room and Mr. Trump followed and raped her without anyone noticing. Trump walks back through the store and leaves without anyone noticing him.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
CONGRATULATIONS to E. Jean Carroll, who FINALLY received the $5 million payment from trump today!💰 How should she spend it?
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