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@elonmusk Please don't ever stop tweeting Elon. People finally realize what a POS you truly are.

Ya know, it’s pretty damn great to be able to talk to people from all walks of life and many countries on Twitter! So much to be learned, even from the harshest critics. Basically … I’m just saying I love all you crazy people ♥️♥️

@Variety he finally gets to have a job again

Hayden Christensen on getting the call to revisit the role of Darth Vader: “Instantly I was so excited… There’s certainly more there to explore. I’m just so happy to get the opportunity to do so.” tinyurl.com/ys4j6uvp

@DirtyDiBoy @BitcoinMagazine No, that's completely false. Bitcoin has been steady for a while now, which is why the whales will crash it soon. Unless they miraculously somehow manage to bring in more gullible idiots, it will no longer serve its purpose.

@BitcoinMagazine More and more people are buying Bitcoin and USDT to avoid inflation

NEW: Inflation may push investors into #Bitcoin and crypto - Europe’s top securities regulator 🇪🇺

@vlado_varga @Crypto__emily No one cares about them. You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip.

@Crypto__emily Who lost on Luna, wont buy Luna 2.0

@MrCalti Hold strong fellas! Luna 2.0 is going to make it even worse.

I think this was the worst May ever in #crypto #cryptocurrency! But hold strong fellas! #Luna 2.0 #terraluna

Valve only cares about your money, idiots. Stop supporting this company.

@7o0__0o7 @IrishMirror Dude, relax. This isn't going to happen. It's all PR. Irish Daily Mirror actually PAID Twitter to highlight this Tweet of theirs, because they knew people would freak out over it and generate a buzz.

@IrishMirror This makes me want to tear my hair out

Logan Paul has doubled down on his plan to become US President and wants to make brother Jake the Secretary of Defence. (THREAD) 🧵

@SPACEdotcom Let's send Elon Musk so he can try it out

Could people breathe the air on Mars? trib.al/jM54k91

@TheOnion This one got me. Touché, The Onion. Touché.

“I haven’t spoken to another human being since 1982.” — Bill Granado (Retired) bit.ly/3PxazbF

@windthin @nypost He's doing this on purpose so people will avert their attention from HIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT. This is a common tactic used by rich people so they won't get cancelled. The same thing happened with Prince Andrew. Who is talking about that now? Absolutely no one.

@nypost Elon Musk is really pushing to be Trump reborn, huh?

Elon Musk calls out old Clinton campaign tweet as 'hoax,' asks Twitter for answers trib.al/yJWHg4S

@HelloKansas @TheOnion #CancelHelloKansas

@TheOnion I’m honestly having trouble remembering who is cancelled and what for these days and I’m afraid I might get cancelled for it.

“I’ve learned who my real friends are, and I’m mean to them, too.” — Ellen DeGeneres bit.ly/3MIwris

@Sausage_Chasm @Michael312912 @Whycensored @JustChrisSalvin Lone Skum

@Michael312912 @Whycensored @JustChrisSalvin Skum.

@Jak_erz @kenklippenstein And the "I'm voting Republican" was a well known tactic to avert people from the real news that he knew was coming.

@kenklippenstein Huh so random he decided to spend the last week talking about cancel culture and political attacks I’m sure it wasn’t related to this

A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence. businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-25…

@juliecbarrett You're evil.

The left is enraged because 192 Republicans voted against 28 MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS to fund a government manufactured baby formula crisis. edition.cnn.com/2022/05/18/pol…

@bobbyleelive theancestory.com/wp-content/upl… Doesn't she look like your gf?

@scrowder @elonmusk My opinion is that your mother may have been a prostitute when she conceived you. There's your free speech.

@gdolphn I wonder which Bored Ape he will buy with that much money.

It's over 🥲

@ForbesGames Still no The Last Of Us 2? :(

A List Of All The Free PS5, PS4 And Classic Games In The New PS Plus Service forbes.com/sites/paultass…

@OK_Magazine Imagine paying Twitter to have THIS AD shown. No one gives a fuck and never will.

Kylie Jenner and her sisters, Kim, Khloe and Kendall were not in attendance as Kourtney Kardashian and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker officially tied the knot 💍 #kravis

@dflat57 @Rheana_Nell @BryanGilchrist8 @pattonoswalt Just because you're black, doesn't mean you have to be smart, and you're a prime example of that.

@Rheana_Nell @BryanGilchrist8 @pattonoswalt As a black man hated in my country just because I’m black, I refuse to let anyone take away my 2nd amendment rights. That hate is coming no matter what law you try and pass. I demand to have the right to go down fighting. I don’t care what kind of armor he has

We don’t need gun control. We just need to avoid churches, malls, supermarkets, mosques, concerts, synagogues, cinemas, parks, pre-schools, middle schools, high schools, college campuses, mass transportation, the outdoors in general… (1/513)