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Storage cost for 1 GB of hentai on ICP, SOL, and ETH $ETH = $240,000,000 per year $SOL = $840,000 per year $ICP = $5 per year

I've been looking forward to ICPCC 2024 for weeks. So you can imagine my immense dissapointment today upon learning it is not a fun "Cuckolding Convention" but rather a "Community Conference" If any other attendees made this same mistake DM me to coordinate meetup @icp_cc $ICP

Can the Internet Computer replace fossil fuels? The answer might not be as simple as you think! ICPs global network of data centers, high transaction speeds, gas-less interactions & threshold ECDSA protocol leaves the blockchain uniquely suited to not replace fossil fuels.

Did you know @ArthurFalls bet me 1000 USD that I couldn't build the Internet Computer with less 8 bottles of gorilla glue, 5 bottle of jack daniels, and 3.5 grams of molly?? Well boy was he right! Arthur please let me know a good address to send the funds too. 🙂🙃🙂🙃

@TemitayoAruya This deserved more than 161 views

@notdomwilliams I am thinking of a meme coin already $Diddler

I would like to clear up the ICP community rumors that Dfinity is hiding Sean "Diddy" Combs within the Internet Computer. This is 100% true! You'll never catch the Diddler!

@pokedstudiouk Motoko Motoko's

So after yesterdays poll the brains behind the new Motoko ordinals NFT had an emergency meeting and decided we need more polls 😅 we also decided the Motoko name must come first. This is the final selection, please vote if you are not bored of polls 🤓 #ICP

@SaorsaLabs but it goes vroom vroom???? I will not misrepresent ICP

Dfinity will be releasing a new blockchain called "Internet Computer 2: Computer's Revenge" in 2025. A lot of hard work has gone into this sequel, I hope you all love it.

No animals were harmed in the development of the Internet Computer. (Yet)

@seb_icp Sorry

Stop pumping. Let me work 🤣

@L5c_supreme @Chepreghy This is a surprisingly accurate representation of what found

@notdomwilliams @Chepreghy "Have you heard of this thing called ICP?!"

After a long & tedious investigation into Dfinity employees I've discovered that @Chepreghy spends his weekends dressed up as something he calls "The Dark Messenger" while jumping out of Zoo trash cans to scare children into buying ICP. This explains the recent pump.

Fun Fact: The Internet Computer is the only blockchain that exists today.

@pokedstudiouk @dfinity Was in prison for selling pirated copies of Shrek 3 on DVD

@notdomwilliams @dfinity where you been we are now saved!

The $ICP community continues to grow, the early days were an uphill battle but thanks to the tireless work of @dfinity staff, community developers & supporters we are on the rise! To show my appreciation I bought every staff member (except Kyle L) a copy of Shrek 3 on DVD! YOLO

@kylelangham @0x2170ed0880 @dfinity

@notdomwilliams @0x2170ed0880 @dfinity It's the ears... unnatural

@SaorsaLabs @dfinity Did you know the Internet Computer uses only 1 coax cable to power everything? If that sounds centralized you'd be wrong because its cut into 100000 little pieces and spread all over the globe.

@0x2170ed0880 @dfinity It wasn't to be mean. @kylelangham once told me that he is scared of Shrek and I was trying to be considerate

@notdomwilliams @dfinity except Kyle L🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sowmaler @dfinity sleeping

@notdomwilliams @dfinity Where have you been?

@aka_danz Thank you!

@notdomwilliams Welcome back ser!

Got stuck inside the internet computer for a few months and just finally broke out. What have I missed?