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The apartment of a ngga who still aint ship your hoodie
Lancesico 🇱🇨@Bornakang
Need a spot like this
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Your job is to throw away shampoo bottles in remembrance of 9/11. Do not make jokes.
TSA@TSA
Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.
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No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.
Kate 🐬@Margarita890
Normalize concerts starting at 7pm and over by 10pm
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I'm not a porn addict so for the longest time I thought aftercare means kissing and cuddling after sex.
𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖚𝖕𝖙 🖤⛓️🚬🔪@yourcorruptbf
🖤
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@BAFTAGames All the phags that hated Pragmata will "love" this shit game.
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Has anyone else realized there's nothing to fucking watch on youtube anymore
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@Aelthemplaer First indicator of rot is no business being open past 9pm except for fast food giants and gas stations, and if said gas stations close at 11 its even more far gone
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I didn't realize the rot until I journeyed beyond the megacities
John Potter 🌐🩸 e/acc@jjohnpotter
What’s life like outside of the megaregions I feel like I’ve lived a lot of places but turns out never outside of a megaregion
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Just ran into a bartender I hadn't seen in a while. Turned out the reason I hadn't seen him was that he got fired. He got fired because the new owners saw customers buy him a shot on camera.
New owners are, of course, Indians.
I shall be boycotting that establishment.
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Boomer faces possibility of paying rental prices that Millenials/Gen Z have known their whole lives and promptly shoots himself
rosey🌹@thechosenberg
Landlords will not see heaven
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Nice , I just saw someone end their life on twitter for the 500th time what’s new
5月7日／関西コミティア76【N-71】@57ame
レタス840t OD （ジフェンヒドラミン8400mg）
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How I feel trying to convince Destiny players to try Marathon
ʜᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴛɪᴅᴇ@Hollowtide
This is insane lmao
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@WillemDaFro I wish AI wasnt a thing so he couldnt blame that career ending dress pic on it.
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Europeans been spreading disease for 1000+ years man
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My plug gave me the stickiest weed ive ever seen it’s like im grinding peanut butter nigga I’m scared
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Latin Americans complaining about Islam is like when in school you learn that the sun will explode in a bajillion years
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