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@Luis_Lachegga @MarathonTheGame They did you a favor, youre free.

After streaming @MarathonTheGame every day for 2 weeks, I was just permanently banned by Bungie with zero explanation. 200h in Playtests ✔️ Streamed launch and server slam for 100 hours in the last 2 weeks ✔️ No warning. No reason given. Just a perma ban. I genuinely thought Marathon was Bungie’s chance to start fresh, but this feels exactly like the same treatment players dealt with in Destiny 2. How does this even happen? @BungieHelp @MarathonDevTeam

@Mericamemed This fucking maraupial just experienced the revelation of jhon.

Waking up the kids for an opossum is such a dad thing to do

@UltimoLegend I really did not need to be called out by a crack spoon today

Damn

@ShitpostGate Destiny 2

@Wendigoon8 It's being handled by "top men"

What do I even do with this

@CNviolations You won't allways carry a calculator on you.

Let's hear it 👀

@elonmusk At least one of those gotta be a actual vampire or something lmao

Bruh, if I wanted to rummage through random personal shit, I could have done that at PAYPAL. Hello??? Having tens of millions of people marked in Social Security as “ALIVE” when they are definitely dead is a HUGE problem. Obviously. Some of these people would have been alive before America existed as a country. Think about that for a second …

@Alphafox78 Oh good flesh eating mati....this was not on the bingo card.

If you ever get a weird skin abnormality, dont go to the doctor; Just get yourself a preying mantis - problem resolved.

@Wendigoon8 Yo is that a Boeing?

American Airlines delayed my flight 3 times and now a plane is on fire

The job action trailer has two levels of excitement

Happy Easter 🐣

LMAOOO whattttt

@unscriptedmike @EndWokeness *assaulting a federal officer

@EndWokeness Have the men who tackled the shooter been arrested and charged with assault yet?

These are the men arrested at the scene of the Kansas City parade attack. This story won't be around for much longer.

@lporiginalg Someone's a gold misting

@Alphafox78 Nothing, those tires will cost more than any fine

@PicturesFoIder The great mind of Dr.Garold Robotnik is at play.

What am i witnessing

@DelusionPosting MothMAN

@TheCensoredRock Someone needs to make a revengence edit of this

get rekt nerd lmao