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I got the blue checkmark to DM a beautiful girl no I’m not embarrassed either

i beat my shit like i’m getting rid of a parasite

オナニーした。シコった。イった。 イく寸前、亀頭にティッシュをかぶせようとした。 しかし今日のチンポは一味違った。精子が上ってきてから射精までのタイムが早すぎた。レコードだった。 ティッシュは到底間に合わず、発射された精液は大きな孤を描いた。ICBMだった。 そして精液は俺の顔と髪に

In Excel I am the overseer I am God I am everywhere all the time

my penis is lowkey niche

how u had ur ass ate toes sucked and ur armpits licked and im the first person to buy u flowers

@realniggabutki @raleighpolice @NCSHP @NCPublicSafety @WilmingtonPD @ConcordNCPolice @CMPD @FayettevillePD @TheDurhamPolice @ncdhhs @NCDOT

Heyyyyyy

she found my gooch quick as hell but don’t know how to fill out a I-9 form

@violetphosphene Guyssss I’m not obsessed with her I swearrrr I just made a totally disconnected ghost account and randomly searched her up for no reasonnnn you’re all broke and dumb and from Africa and I’m really awesome and smart and not a weirdooo

Been blocked by my ex on everything for years New ig was faceless, only 3 followers, random aesthetic posts, a cat shes never seen. Following like a dozen artists/athletes. Still got identified and blocked lmaoo

ADHD medication made me love standing

They on the monkey app saying I look like a germ 🦠

Finally unbanned

@_starz333 @c4tgir1z

@notesappschizo @c4tgir1z

i need to be in a man's musky hairy armpit

@c4tgir1z Delete this and come home. The kids miss you and they’re crying and I’m really smelly rn too also

@papanastyy @c4tgir1z Back the hell off pal.

@_starz333 @c4tgir1z Back. Off.

@c4tgir1z hello

@AgfAab @OsheaJacksonJr Congrats on rewording the original tweet you pseudo intellectual retard

@OsheaJacksonJr Finish it, not get out of it. Three albums at once is how you clear your contract obligations and fry Spotify's servers in one breath.

Did he drop 3 albums to get out the deal!?!

@jaziowrld ?

my toes little 😞