Gabby Bell

The same people complaining that America is an authoritarian hellscape want you to explain why they shouldn’t like an objectively more authoritarian hellscape

Can we PLEASE normalize putting summaries on the back of books again instead of reviews? I just genuinely want to know what the book is about before picking it up.

@MattisRedacted I’m married to a Catholic he actually got around the contraception thing by marrying someone whose infertile. A win is a win? 🤣

I promise you that is not it

@MattisRedacted I love her so much 🤣

I said something about Italian plumbers fighting a turtle and my fiancée says “the teenage mutant ninja turtles?

a few years ago in ireland i was talking to this dutch girl in my hostel about nyc. she said “i want to go to new york city but not brooklyn, it’s not safe.” and when i was like “brooklyn is great! it’s cool! it’s safe!” she said “but aren’t there a lot of black people there?”

god i just love ao3 and the concept of creative freedom

These are the people who made fun of women's bodily fluid. They have all been fired.

Flying tanks, now that’s something I’d like to see. @stakuyiofficial

no longer praying on your downfall. i will be directly involved

Sorry i don’t have time to comment on the Sabrina Carpenter album cover because I’m having all sorts of weird sex that would apparently freak a lot of you out really bad

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

@LoreLodge DONT LET @stakuyiofficial SEE THIS

Y’all

@LoreLodge This sounds like something a guest on Financial Audit would say about their doordash purchases

Okay but using the pay over time feature on DoorDash actually might be a super great way to build credit The bureaus love installment plans…so like… Chat am I onto something or am I just financially illiterate

….In a shield wall, so put the shorter men in front & the taller men at the back with their long spears to increase their reach & thrusting potential

“I like tall men” “I like short men” Listen, it’s not about the size of the man, it’s about how you use him.

Today I learned that Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips aren’t the same person

Me getting down on one knee holding back happy tears: would you make me the happiest girl in the world & let me p*g you?

My kink is men in armor. No further questions

Asked my husband how he wasn’t bothered watching my c section and he responded with “I chalk it up to watching all those pimple popping videos, see your belly was essentially a giant pimple and the c section was basically popping that pimple” I literally can’t with this man

@El_Neuquino_ 😂 😂

Me to my WHITE husband on the topic of b*nd*ge: so the thing is I have to always be dominant because I can’t let down my ancestors like that, not after everything.