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My magnum opus

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

@DanFriedman81 When I die bury me with my shit

Some guy went to comic conventions for years, carried this book with him, stood in line to meet all these famous comic writers and artists, and got them all to sign it. Then he died, and someone threw his treasured possessions in a box and donated it to Goodwill. Nobody was close enough to him in his life to even know what this was.

@slime_machine On a scale of 1-10

turning 36 today, offering life advice to anyone younger than me ONLY, expires at midnight

wearing these with my dick out one side and balls out the other

@DiscussingFilm I like how DF is like 99% professional but will occasionally tweet "papa Smurf fucks" bangs everytime

Tom Hanks explains how Woody has that bald ass head in ‘TOY STORY 5’. “You put a rubber hat on top of a rubber head again & again & again & again, something's gonna chafe.” (Source: ew.com/toy-story-5-pr…)

@Futives Putting those things on the TL for free?

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@MatthewBitts @leviiboypopop Adam Sandler catching strays

@leviiboypopop Oh yes, Adam Sandler does acting for a living, hence, he is 100% perfect in everything he is in ever. Perfectly sound logic

How tf is Steven Yuens Voice coming out of this mf?????? This is INSANE, he’s too perfect for it, ngl

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@TheFaithSheriff @theburntpeanut You're my favorite lolcow please don't go anywhere

Calling you out @theburntpeanut. If you don't care that there is another peanut in the world besides you...why am I BANNED from your discord? I'm not banned in your Twitch stream but my name is blocked in your chat so everything I type doesn't go through... Your own manager reached out to me about that fake cease and desist letter, but hasn't shown me the kindness of reaching out for any follow up, nor has responded to any other inquiries. I'm a well known content creator, but you don't have the BALLS to let me on your rust server, and I have asked several times... It's The Deputies Vs. The Bungulators What are you afraid of?

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@ChileanMarySue I'm not tolerant I hate upwards of 90% of "humanity"

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The first teaser from ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’ shows Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckerberg practicing his congressional hearing. “I’m not 2 years out of a dorm room anymore!” See the footage description here: bit.ly/SonyPics26

@sammuelvv Imagine they do still do it but it's never as hard as they think it's gonna be

This is poor game design btw making things to inflate quest hunts is stupid and I’m glad they don’t (to our knowledge) do this anymore

@vxunderground @F1XTHEM0NEY Good bit

@vxunderground @F1XTHEM0NEY Why do you hate GTA so much lol your tweets are reading like "fuck this shit here you go"

@F1XTHEM0NEY I've literally never played GTA V Online. I played GTA V though (never beat the game, got bored when I had to rob some bank while holding a big machine gun or something)

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