birdmanhandrub

one thing about me is i'm going to put them tities in my mouth

@Remzztrades how $POET has my portfolio looking today

Men only want one thing

If the Epstein files was full of black people they would have released them in theaters

@NYCMayor @JessicaLBurbank vancouver needs you once you’re done with nyc

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit. Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero. We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing. Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run. That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

bron fc we looking like we free agents this offseason

lakers season is over and on the bright side the pain is over for me as a fan

@Kalshi if this shit passes and nothing happens i’m not sure i could handle it emotionally

BREAKING: 75% chance Crypto Clarity Act passes

when god said don’t live with your partner before marriage, it wasn’t $2400 for a one bedroom

@LakeShowYo we good on laravia

if you could give JJ Redick one piece of advice for Game 3, what would it be? 🤔

@RealSkipBayless idk why you pretending like you’ve gotta prep when all you’re gunna do is yap some bs about bron not being top 10

Getting ready for 10 AM ET, ESPN

shoutout to wealthsimple with these early deposits. cra said we’ll pay you monday and wealthsimple nah, we’ll pay you friday instead

lakers have a shot in this. playing like ass and only down 5

good time to own assets and an awful time to be broke

@BronGotGame luka is fat. his body don’t heal like a prime athlete

Luka bro how tf are you not healed up yet?? WTF DID U GO TO SPAIN FOR BRO

Lakers fans saying LeBron gotta take a pay cut or walk this summer while Austin Reaves gets to shit the bed and Luka miss playoff games

luka was the problem

@FormulaPace it’s what happens when you keep qualifying below p5. you end up in the mess

Hamilton loses places because Verstappen spins right in front of him, then Colapinto decides to crash into him for no reason whatsoever in a battle he doesn’t even need to fight and ruins his race. What a waste of time 🤦‍♂️

@Combat_Casuals do all this just for the privilege of taking shots to the face. couldn’t be me

Carlos prates cutting 10lbs in 2 hours to make weight for his fight with Jack Della Maddalena 😳

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan