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This video adds years to my life🥰

@SeraphicLaw86 @IjobaZeroe @cee_fourr Literally power is the only answer bc they don't even get paid good

@IjobaZeroe @cee_fourr Power.

Did he got fired😕

@justdavenow89 I made the mistake of doing my covid shot, flu shot and birth control shot all in the same day and both arms were absolutely dead lol

Who had the COVID vaccine and had zero side effects except for a sore arm and feeling little rough for a day

Fuck having a bad mom sucks ass lmao

But I forgot she told me not to cry to her if it was something pathetic so I probably just cried in my room lmao

My mom just proved to me that she doesn't listen to me when I told her that my ex hs best friend tried to talk to me yesterday and she says "but weren't you just friends at last year?"

@Timmysofine The clear answer is Popeye

You have 2 children, a girl named Olive, a boy named Oliver. You find out a third child is on the way, what do you name the third child?

She got fired and I came back from vacation as associate of the month. That shows me that I always had what she didn't see in me and GOD DOESNT LIKE UGLY.

My mentor? She is on the chopping block, next to be fired (my boss, who I also hated, just got fired lol) bc her store is the worst in the district and she's✨failing✨ I love watching my ops fail🥰

When I was doing my k*hls internship to be developed to be a SM, I got denied by my mentor bc I was told I lacked leadership. So I went to work at the daycare.

I had the week off and was busy every day. My 1 goal was to do all my laundry and ofc that didn't happen

Mother day is really hard when you grew up with your mom being your biggest op, bully and hater. When she'd scream in your face "I'm not your friend" and now complain that you don't tell her anything

Happy Mother's Day to me not only as the oldest child and only daughter, but also the default human to all the dogs.

I bought tickets to a concert and it's was 2 hours away, so the morning before the drive, the 2 hr drive, the concert and the dinner after the concert he didn't converse with me at all. He was on his phone...the whole time👹

My favorite thing is when my dad makes a cute Facebook post about our "daddy daughter date" but irl he didn't talk to me the whole day lmao

@thatgeminibloom Or you could just not bleed at all. Like with birth control

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽

@CoreyWriting *laughs in marching band*

Absolutely not. Kids need to be in bed at this time. They aren't in the NFL.

@ari_bellzz In my dnd game recently I was making saving throws to come back from the dead and I rolled a cupcake. It was the most incredible cupcake I've ever seen😭😭

The cupcake !!! Stoppp 😭it’s so cute

@TheRealCruzOx Don't put that on them lmao

Where is the Birmingham Stallions hat?