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@BigBlackBeans24 Love it. Could also look into IRL competitions at a neutral site. Lot of community engaging possibilities.

App idea: PoopPartners Connects you with like bodied shitters in your area. You can compare pics of your shit, comment and repost someone else shit, have shit competitions with similar skilled shitters (based on size and frequency) - whole goal is to encourage pooping w pride

Victor Wembanyama in win vs. Celtics: 39 PTS 11 REB 2 BLK 11-20 FG 8-15 3PT 2-0 vs. Boston this season. Spurs have won 16 of their last 17 games.

Shakeshack in the Dallas Airport is awful. Worst fries ever. Under cooked. Burger was chewier than bubblegum. Probably fake meat is what it leads me to believe. Disgusting and pissed @shakeshack

@BookitWithTrent You’re ass

@don_cena2012 Such pain

The Captain is officially here 🫡

Broccoli and Cheese very underrated combo Needs to get more love

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@AdamSchefter Mike Minter and you went to Michigan schefty? Get that morning coffee in STAT

@unusual_whales At least the IRS is efficient at something. They can audit a 19 year old in rural Oklahoma mowing lawns and getting paid on Venmo. Gotta start somewhere. Can’t let Big Grass get away with it.

@BookitWithTrent Donate $50,000 to the American Cancer Society

if OKC loses tonight i’ll do whatever the top comment says that’s not illegal or sus.

MIGA #iran #iwalked #icrawled #btc #eth #war #violence #pelosi #nflplayoffs #zohran #zohransNYC #subwayfare #increase #letsdecreasesubwayfare

If Jae Crowder has a million fans, I’m one of those fans If Jae Crowder has 1,000 fans, I’m one of those fans If Jae Crowder has 10 fans, I’m one of those fans If Jae Crowder has no fans, I have died

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@MikeSalvatore10 The Redsox are leading the league in xDISCUSS

The Yankees are leading the league in xDISCUSS

Just walked passed some pigeons and it hit me. Have you ever seen a dead pigeon before? I haven’t. They have to be government spies.

@RickSanders23 @AdamSchefter Bro I have him in the fantasy playoffs WTF

I may need to have a talk with Mr. Asparagus #snapple #glassbottle #snapplefact

Wow. Needle had it first.

BREAKING: #NYGiants HC Brian Daboll has been relinquished of his duties. DC Shane Bowen is to serve as the interim HC for the remainder of the 2025-26 season, @WesSteinberg first on it