Tori Halligan

happy september 1st, the most productive night anybody has had in all of recorded human history

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

“And when will we hold these elections?” “On a Tuesday. During work.”

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

a voter in North Carolina tells CNN he wasn't going to vote but did when his girlfriend told him if he didn't vote for Harris she would break up with him

Steve Kornacki when the camera moves away.

I don’t like that they start with that states that don’t agree with me

good morning

The woman who died in Texas came from an anti-choice family and was supposedly pro-abortion ban herself. After her avoidable death, her mother is quoted as asking “why didn’t they help the miscarriage along?” They never think the leopards are going to eat their face.

@lindoyle2 @SarahLarchmont And Illinois????

@SarahLarchmont And Massachusetts is now red too? 🤣😆🤣😆

California red? Are you high?

“Childless cat lady” and it’s the most fabulous woman you’ve ever seen in your life

some of you can relate…

We as a society need to move past Bridgerton being historically accurate.