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@SkySportsPL Stealing tweets but with graphics?

Look away now, Spurs fans... how many days have passed since each PL side's last win? 👀📊

@cheesygolfer @patpareztrackr @BrendanPorath Or apologize for them to their members

@patpareztrackr @BrendanPorath I can't imagine a tougher situation than having to tell my girlfriend's parents they're playing slow

Big fan of the last bullet here at Elie… come on home if you’re chopping it up.

@kaethebae321 @sjeuk @Polymarket What a typo

@sjeuk @Polymarket Im American, and get plenty of holiday And I have plenty of money to travel anywhere I want Don’t let the propaganda get you, it’s pretty damned hood over here

JUST IN: New analysis reveals Brits thought the UK ranked 7th against US states in income per person — it actually ranked 51st.

@nomoredawg York

Objective prettiest Mid-Atlantic cities 1. Annapolis, Md. 2. Staunton, Va. 3. Charlottesville, Va. 4. Frederick, Md. 5. Georgetown, D.C. 6. Alexandria, Va. 7. York, Pa. 8. Rehoboth Beach, Del. 9. Cumberland, Md. 10. Lexington, Va.

@TheLawnTools What’s happened here

Obliterating the Golf Course

@ThaEuropeanLad Tottenham just close enough to relegation that we can make fun of them, arsenal just close enough to a title that we can make fun of them. Everyone wins (except Arsenal and Tottenham)

Be honest with me please. What would be more satisfying for you as a hatewatchers. Seeing Spurs get relegated or seeing Arsenal bottle all four competitions and go trophyless again?

@chefwoody30 @The_Forty_Four So are arsenal

@The_Forty_Four This is account is run by a 14 year old Virgin

@cfcgarrett @jt_stamford

@jt_stamford 3 points could literally be the difference between UCL and UECL and pathetic "fans" literally want us to lose just so City MIGHT win the league? Disgusting.

It would be so Liam Rosenior to win the one game we all want to lose.

@MQMOD23 @BadEconomicTake @WallStreetApes Why does nobody seem to get your caveats lol…. You’re valid in liking road trips, people are valid in taking planes. I hate em, fly all of the time when NEEDED.

@BadEconomicTake @WallStreetApes Like I said, I get it when there are time constraints etc...

American shows that Delta Airlines has released new pricing tiers and has taken price gouging to a whole new level There are now multiple ticket tiers, and each ticket tier has different tiers The price goes up depending if you want to earn miles, have overhead space, board in different groups, be refundable, change seat and more This is insanity

@mgzls007 @TurtizzleLive @AngelMD1103 Well that’s Canada

@TurtizzleLive @AngelMD1103 If Americans stop tipping, maybe they'll get a decent wage

A server in Toronto just went viral after sharing a story that has the internet split. A group of diners asked to sit in her section; knowing they were “high maintenance.” Multiple orders, constant refills, special requests… the full experience. She handled it all, no issues, no complaints. Bill comes out to $158. They leave $160. Then, tell her to keep the $1.30. After everything. She says the whole restaurant heard it… and honestly, it wasn’t even about the money anymore; it was the principle. But here’s where it gets messy Some people are dragging the customers, calling it disrespectful and embarrassing. Others are saying: “Why is tipping even expected if servers are already paid?” So now the real debate isn’t about that table; it’s about the entire tipping culture. Is this just bad manners… or proof that the system itself is broken?

@Brad_Greenaway @JR_HIRSHey @Fully_Equipped @DataGolf @GOLF_com Yeah they’ll do it tournament by tournament, sometimes every day, can’t do it in a round but it’s pretty common to switch depending on course/pins

@JR_HIRSHey @Fully_Equipped @DataGolf @GOLF_com Do pros tweak with driver settings often? How does it get switched and no one notices?

According to @DataGolf, Brooks Koepka gained .89 strokes OTT today in his second-round 69 after losing .41 yesterday. Apparently, Koepka realized his Titleist GT3 hosel setting was in B1 (.75˚ flat) instead of his preferred A1 setting (standard). Q. Big difference between yesterday and today? BROOKS KOEPKA: Yeah, just drove it better. Some of my setting on the driver switched if A1 to B1. No one noticed it. Switching back to A1, which is what we usually had it and just driving it better. Q. Noticed that on the front nine yesterday when you looked down? When was the moment? BROOKS KOEPKA: On the driving range yesterday. Q. After your round? BROOKS KOEPKA: Yeah, after the round, yeah. What's wild is, at least according to when I shot photos of Koepka's driver in Phoenix earlier this year, his driver has been in B1 all season. He currently ranks 76th on the PGA Tour in SG: OTT in 2026 with .111. He was 7th in the stat in 2021, his last full season on Tour.

@BLou11k Two times

Nigga when tf I say this

@batucelik @gofishh77 All in the paste already

@gofishh77 lol you shouldnt believe that this is an original version, with your poor knowledge. thats not a proper caesar salad. where is the egg , garlic and anchovy ?

All of a sudden my standards have been raised. I now believe this is how all Caesar salads should be made.

@profplatty98543 @grayfieldLLC Man cave bathroom sink hand towel is elite

@grayfieldLLC I bought one a few years ago and I use it in my kitchen. Am I #shrink ?

Not hating on the woman doing the haul because it’s just not right imo, but she said her husband got this for HIMSELF. Shame on Augusta for even selling this abomination. Shame on her husband for buying it. Shame all around.

@AGretz She’s already sauced lmao

I have seen first sips of beer. This is not a first sip of beer lol

@ChrisKirschner No mustard?

I tried the Yankees’ newest concession items before their home opener tomorrow. My full rankings, in order, from best to worst, including one item I compared to Luis Arraez. Also includes where to buy and prices. FREE STORY ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/71616…

@BelishaBeacon25 @BenCrellin Call out now

@BenCrellin That 1am last 16 game is on a Sunday night / early Monday am too: Going to need some tips from Super Bowl watching veterans.

England’s group games are at 9pm, 9pm and 10pm If we win the group, the potential schedule is: L32 at 5pm L16 at 1am QF at 10pm If we finish 2nd in the group, it’s: L32 at midnight L16 at 8pm QF at 8pm If we’re one of the 8 best 3rd place teams, it’s: L32 at 2.30am L16 at 9pm QF at 2am The SFs and final all kick off at 8pm

@JerryQuickel Psu/ early ravens?

I have decided to stop collecting helmets. It has become overwhelming personally and I am just not enjoying it anymore. If you are interested in one of these hit me up and I will make arrangements to ship it to you. Thanks for following along all these years- Jerry

@TorontoKOI So you’re dropping him?

🚨BREAKING: Toronto KOI release statement regarding Jamie "Insight" Craven ahead of Major III Qualifiers 🚨 “Dear Toronto KOI fans, we regret to inform you that after extensive internal discussion, multiple emergency board meetings, and what can only be described as a highly emotional decision making process, Toronto KOI have come to a shocking conclusion about the future direction of our team… we’re going to be fully locked in and extremely excited watching Jamie during Major III Qualifiers. Happy April Fools.”

@FivePointsVids @UmpScorecards @gingersnaphyde Without a doubt

@UmpScorecards @gingersnaphyde Would you visit a doctor who was 88% right

Umpire: CB Bucknor Final in 11: Red Sox 5, Reds 6 #DirtyWater // #ATOBTTR #BOSvsCIN // #CINvsBOS More stats for this ump 👇 umpscorecards.com/data/single-um…