Dave Bundred

Since joining Blackburn on loan, Harvey Elliott has directly contributed to 6 goals in 11 league games. (2G & 4A) He also averages 2.3 key passes per game, only Buendía has averaged more. He’s 17 years old. 💫

I’ll never forget fifa career mode. I bought Neymar for United. He told me he’s homesick a year later. The board said he needs to go. He went city.

In the 18th century, there was a secret Catholic society called ‘Order of the Pug’. Members had to wear dog collars and scratch at the door to be let in.

"Ooh are you going to the kitchen?" - Translation: Can you fetch my phone and my charger, do the dishes, hang up the washing, gather a selection of biscuits and make me a tea, please?

Here's my advice on how to deal with this issue if it arises 👍

Get this in place. These marginal calls are bollocks.

The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes