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MAGA. MAHA. Trump Was Right About Everything. #SaveTheChildrenWorldwide 🇺🇸🐊

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Not Trump the Don
Not Trump the Don@nottrumpthedon·
Based AF definitions. 👇🏻🎯
#MAGAMcFelon@CarpeDiemElon

A Leftist Thesaurus 📖 - - Woman: Schrödinger’s victim—simultaneously empowered and oppressed, depending on the argument. - Men: Toxic sludge of patriarchy, unless they’re winning drag shows or reciting pronouns. - Donald Trump: Cheeto-dusted dictator; the Bad Orange Man who broke democracy by tweeting mean things. - Elon Musk: Tesla-fied supervillain; a Nazi-coded billionaire who dares to let people speak. - George Soros: Benevolent philanthropist; proof billionaires can be saints when they fund the "right" causes. - Billionaires: Greedy parasites hoarding humanity’s wealth—unless they’re bankrolling progressive NGOs, then they’re visionaries. - Immigration: A sacred river of future voters and taco truck owners; borders are just racist suggestions. - Joe Biden: Grandpa Democracy; 81 million votes of pure decency, never mind the teleprompter stumbles. - Kamala Harris: Cackling trailblazer; McDonald’s alum turned word-salad chef extraordinaire. - Flying in Illegals: A humanitarian airlift of dreams—papers optional, compassion mandatory. - Flying out Illegals: Cruel exile of the oppressed; see also: xenophobia. - Climate Change: The apocalypse du jour; justifies taxing your breath and banning your steak. - Capitalism: Evil incarnate, unless it’s selling rainbow flags or $20 oat milk lattes. - Free Speech: A dog whistle for fascists—best replaced with curated "truth" from benevolent overlords. - Elections: Sacred when we win, stolen when we don’t; math is optional. - X Platform: Musk’s cesspool of hate; formerly Twitter, back when it was a utopia of blue checks. What am I missing?

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0HOUR1@0hour1·
Who’s the President?
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Not Trump the Don
Not Trump the Don@nottrumpthedon·
@4thOfJuly365 Learned this two weeks ago: You can’t say “running sooy-cydes” anymore when referring to running. They’re now called “pacers.” WTF. Yes, I misspelled it on purpose. 🫡
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Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
Mr. Star Spangled MAGA@4thOfJuly365·
What's a phrase from your childhood that you don't hear anymore? Me: Hold your horses
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
According to reports, NFL reporter Diana Russini is now looking ahead rather than back, with her attention firmly on what comes next. What should her next position be?
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Blue-Orange Gator@BOGBackup1·
I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have this cannon
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Zach Abolverdi
Zach Abolverdi@ZachAbolverdi·
BREAKING: Florida Football's weight room receives a makeover and new equipment. One source said Jon Sumrall and Rusty Whitt have "gutted" the space with upgrades. DETAILS: on3.com/teams/florida-…
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AlphaFox@alphafox·
I can fix her.
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
Respect to this absolute legend 🙏🏻
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Not Trump the Don
Not Trump the Don@nottrumpthedon·
It was well deserved. He bumped Reed on the way back down the court after scoring on the Rockets two plays before that. Reed responded with a 2pt jumpshot and then performed grand larceny on the "GOAT" the play after. LBJ is soft. He can't even close out the Rockets when their two superstars are injured for the entire series. He's too soft and weak to carry a team on his back. This is why he had to constantly be on "super teams."
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Vince Langman
Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
Nothing better than watching that overrated racist LeBron James getting embarrassed by a white kid during an NBA playoff game! 👏
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Not Trump the Don@nottrumpthedon·
@apexjones22 > My personal favorite: 16. Play a Game 7 in the NBA Finals. MJ never went past Game 6.
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KAREN PAIGE
KAREN PAIGE@OnlyKarenpaige·
Now they're interviewing LeBron's high school buddies about the goat. Romeo Travis is talkin about LeBron could do everything. NAME ONE THING LeBron ever did that Michael Jordan couldn't do. Nevermind, I'll name some things that LeBron did that Michael Jordan could never do 1. Get swept in 2007 and let 35yo Bruce Bowen lock him down to 35% shooting 2. Juice his veins for 17 years 3. Quit like a b*tch in 2010 and abandon Chicago 4. Make a superteam and claim a team he'd never practiced with and didn't eem have a full roster would win 8 championships 5. Ever EVER have a 2011 Finals 6. Quit in 2014 because a mf took his cookies 7. Abandon Miami and run back to Chicago to join another star and create another superteam 8. Hand the bus keys to Kyrie in 2016 and get carried to the most important win of his basketball life 9. Turn around and claim Kyrie's shot made him the goat 10. EVER EVER claim he was the greatest and disrespect all of NBA history 11. Get swept once by KD 12. Get swept twice by KD 13. Quit in a tied game 1, 2018 Finals 14. Quit in a tied game 4, 2018 Finals 15. Abandon Chicago again to quit and run to put on Magic Johnson's uniform There you go @RomeTrav and all you bronsexual b*tches. There's 15 things that LeBron did that Jordan couldn't do. Now tell me about LeBron's stats and I'll cook thatass some more.
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Yahoo Sports@YahooSports

"I don't think Michael Jordan could do the things LeBron has done, because they're just different players" LeBron's longtime friend @rometrav on LeBron's GOAT status 🐐 (via Yahoo Sports Daily)

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Not Trump the Don
Not Trump the Don@nottrumpthedon·
@ModernMenGuide This could possibly be the first "bro cooked" caught on camera. Look at the women closely, they hate him, but they know it's true. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Modern Men's Guide
Modern Men's Guide@ModernMenGuide·
Forty years ago, this man understood what two generations of idiots still don't: no simping Bro had every single woman paying deep attention...
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Not Trump the Don@nottrumpthedon·
@apexjones22 LeFlop tried to be a tough guy about it and then got burglarized two plays later. What an embarrassment.
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Not Trump the Don@nottrumpthedon·
@gatorsszn Then they thought they could buy Boogie from us and got rejected. Bunch of losers if you ask me.
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Not Trump the Don@nottrumpthedon·
@0hour1 Might me LeBron’s mom. I see where the hairline comes from.
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0HOUR1@0hour1·
SPLC landing pad
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Michael Beasley on what went wrong in Miami as the number 2 pick: “We were still in the D Wade era. When D Wade got hurt they tanked 17 games to get high pick… They drafted me to be Carlos Boozer. I used to watch Boozer and Karl Malone… I used to tell them all the time I can be that affective but in my way. I love Spo but they was so anxious to get back to the championship with D Wade that they just forgot about me. I didn’t help with getting in trouble” (Via @ClubShayShay)
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Not Trump the Don@nottrumpthedon·
First album on a CD I bought. Darn box was 3 times as long as the CD itself! Imagine them releasing the original album cover to Appetite for Destruction these days. Eventually they moved it into the CD booklet given the situation depicted. Anyone who knows anything about this band will know exactly what I'm talking about. 🤘🤘🤘
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Beard Vet@Beardvet·
Good Morning and Welcome To The Jungle 👊🏽🇺🇸
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