bimbo baggins

Late night tip is my song of the summer

Dave Van Ronk I love you

@M8B59122 Sorry to let you down Brenden the reply guy

@nottsummer What odds we giving this? I want to believe in you Bimbo

going to try and do one singular pull up today wish me luck

Unsuccessful

@MaeDallas God forbid a girl treats herself to 1-2 packages of fruit snacks

@nottsummer ok felt, but also like what’s it going to hurt if a girl has a bag of gummy worms now and then 😏

Can’t get my tummy flat because I loveeee candy sue me

You’ve been lackluster in your efforts with the king

Can’t a bitch get a little vulnerable for a second

Bringing my takeout to the bar and setting up Hulu on my phone making myself comfortable

Incel girl band, pink foid

The Summer I Turned into a Vapid Shell of a Woman Devoid of Critical Thinking Skills

no

My next bf needs to be 40 or 25 I don’t make the rules

I need to start watching sports so I can bet on games

The nail technicians mind cannot comprehend a potters need for no nail length whatsoever

Nail tech asked lady what shape she wants and she said “regular”. Girl. wtf does that mean

Time to rewatch my fav Wes Anderson movies

the men that were created to be husbands and fathers are making tik tok get ready with me's