Not Dennis Reynolds.

@ProteasMenCSA @PhotosportNZ Great result for SA 'A'.

🚨 MATCH RESULT 🚨 An extraordinary game of cricket comes to an end in Wellington as #TheProteas secure a thrilling 19-run victory! 🇿🇦😎 Incredible scenes as the five-match T20I series is level at 2-2, with the decider set for March 25th. 💥🏏 📸: @PhotosportNZ #Unbreakable

@jaredwright17 Looks like a late 80's built carpark in Staines.

Kings Park is slowly starting to warm up. 🦈 🦌#SHAvMUN

@arlowhite I’ll be honest Arlo, I’m still not fully sold on some of the LIV gimmicks, but South Africa has been long overdue a tournament with a field like this. Proper sporting nation, serious golfing pedigree. Joy to watch.

This is as much fun as I’ve had in my broadcasting career. An amazing event here in South Africa, and some stunning Golf to keep them entertained… #LIVGolf #LIVGolfSouthAfrica

@_TruthZone_ Inbreeding.

How is this possible????? 😳

If cover your drinks was a picture.

@gomergolfs @Sean_Zak @KylePorterNS @brysondech Golf-mad country that produces major winners regularly and one of the greatest to ever play the game. Of course fans are buzzing to see one of the best in the world on home soil. No flipping, just people being happy to finally have some big names play in front of them.

@Sean_Zak @KylePorterNS @brysondech “Growing the game” and its adult men begging for an autograph to flip on EBay

Have never seen a train of autographs like I just witnessed Bryson DeChambeau sign in South Africa. People ripping shirts off their backs. Shoes off their feet. Signing umbrellas, hats, backpacks, cellphone cases, balls, gloves.

@JohnSteichen @JoshACarpenter When was the last time a DP World Tour event in South Africa brought a card with the likes of DeChambeau, Johnson, Rahm, and Smith on it? Nevermind veterans like Mickelson, Garcia, Westwood etc. South Africa hasn't seen this level of star quality at a golf tournament in forever.

@JoshACarpenter Starved? They literally play 3 DP World Tour events in South Africa. LIV’s concept of golf has never been there, but we’re not talking about a country that has never seen pro golf. They get 3 events every year!

LIV’s “Lion’s Den” concept in South Africa this week. Feels like SA has a chance to be LIV’s next Adelaide. Market starved for top, top tier golf. Reportedly 90,000 tickets sold for the week

@MartinSLewis Amazing that we keep going through this with our energy prices, but people will still lose their minds over us producing our own clean energy because they're completely bonded to the culture wars. We sort of deserve this.

Today's spike (on the spike) in the wholesale natural gas price has seen the final few providers that offer fixed rate energy tariffs below the price cap - removing them. There's now only one left that's materially cheaper than the Cap, and I'm not sure that'll still be around by the end of the day. Of course they may return if this is short lived, but it's not good.

The stupidity is off the chains.

@AnthropoceneMe1 engagement

If meningitis is ravaging the student community then it's only a matter of time before Wayne Lineker is struck down. He'll have to wear a face mask as he stalks the student halls like a malevolent horny ghoul

@mcandidate Absolutely honking day to be half Irish.

mortifying footage of you after one drag on a craic pipe

@jwsey01 £2650 for a 2 bed ground floor maisonette 🥲

Me, reading my new council tax bill.

@RexKram55112378 I live out near Richmond so come in to Vauxhall when going in to town, and I also notice it at night.

@notwillyoung86 It's very noticeable at night.

Two pictures taken eight years apart in 2014 and 2022 on the way past Nine Elms.

@ToonFan14 He is about to join the same scrapheap as Phil Foden, Jude Bellingham, and Miles Lewis-Skelly.

Christ, here we go.

@ReformHubUK @benleo444 Nothing stopping you from heading over there you massive whopper.

@benleo444 Not sure what we can send, to be honest. Plus spineless Starmer won’t do anything.

BREAKING Trump urges UK and other allies to send warships to Strait of Hormuz to defend against Iran attacks on global oil supply

As opposed to a young, white, female man.

@JaredMutchler @ImpressionistAL Same thing happened to him in AEW. WWE fans were warned.

@ImpressionistAL They were cheering him on lol everyone is tired of Cody. Some crowds may be pro Cody but it’s changing quick

They were severely lacking a devious bastard of a heel, enter Randy Orton, no one better for the job. 🐍🔥

dude computers are actually so fucking insane when you really think about it. we literally figured out how to write some fake-ass rules called code and somehow convinced rocks to follow them. like actual rocks. sand, melted, purified, carved into tiny pathways where electricity just flows in patterns. that’s it. that’s the whole magic. and yet from that we get operating systems, compilers, kernels, networks, distributed systems, machine learning models, entire virtual worlds running inside other virtual worlds. billions of tiny electrical decisions per second, all because we defined some abstract logic. humans basically invented a language of instructions and taught matter itself to execute it.