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As a Man… You can’t choose your father, you can’t choose your mother, you can’t choose your brothers, you can’t choose your sisters, you can’t choose your cousins/aunties/uncles.. Largely, you can’t get to choose the family you’re from. You also can’t choose your tribe, most times you stick to whatever fufu rel!gion you’re born into. THE ONLY THING YOU CAN GET TO CHOOSE IN THIS LIFE AS A WHOLE… is … a…. WIFE! You get to decide the family you’d CREATE. . . And there are some of you men that are of the opinion that your parents’ opinion matters in whom you decide to spend the rest of your own life with ? The only ONE THING in life you get to choose, you still want someone else to influence it ? You’re very mad.

Woman: Broke men should stay away from me Women in the comments: Go girl 🙌🫡😁👌 Man: I only want to marry a virgin😔 Men in the comments: Are you a virgin? 🐕 You’re immature 😏, you’re a small boy 👉, grow up 🤌, her character matters🫨🫨 At the end of the day, MEN are the problem.

Skill issues lol. Before you warm am today, get a container filled with little water, pour the beans inside, rinse am again like you just wan cook am. Pour am back inside the pot, put half cup of red oil, half maggi, sprinkle salt if needed, rewarm on low heat. This way you can enjoy it for another 3 days or more.

@Just_Habeeb001 How you take dey pay for blue tick?

We are a poor people.. Financially and mentally We can form fufu classism all we want We are defeated… A POOR NATION WILL ALWAYS WORSHIP MONEY.

They steal your oil in the South. They pollute your streams and farmlands, they kill your boys and send Fulani militia into your bushes, calling them FOREST GUARDS. While doing this, all the administrative headquarters of these Oil companies drilling oil are situated in Lagos State where they pay taxes that runs into billions of Naira. At the end of the year, the Lagos state government would declare it as their IGR while the Southern Governors dangle their willies, running to the airport to wave goodbye to the emperor. They tell you that your ports are not economically viable and they're of no importance to the country, while they take loans and use your oils as collateral, to develop Lagos ports. They're even going as far as opening new ones. Lagos state is about to have another international airport while over 20 states are yet to own a single local airport. I guess that's equality. In a show of political backing and strength, a Southern Governor was suspended for 6 months, and a state of emergency was declared in a state that's not war-torn. Meanwhile, the war-torn states in the North do not have that treatment. The gold deposits in the North belongs to the governors, and there is no oversight on the spendings from that money, but your oil money is used to fund elections, private jets, presidential yacht, a new VPs residence, rice for the downtrodden and bribes for the judges. The truth is that we are not ready for a positive change. We are only interested in chasing clouts and hooking up with adrenaline pushing drags online. The best time to reclaim your dignity was yesterday, and the next best time is now.

It's not deeper than anything. Bros they are playing a script. Let me explain: Government: we have made policies and statements that have pushed these people to their limits. They will soon bounce back and try to demand accountability. Government official: We can't let that happen. You know we used EndSARS to test how far we could push them, but it was successful because there was food, money and fuel for them... Infact there was light. Government: you see that we are saying the same thing... What do we do? Government official: Okay, let me contact Olamide Badoo. He owes us one because he accepted the bait we set for him... Government: (cuts-in) What bait are you talking about? Government official: Sir did you forget? We renamed Charly boy bus stop to Badoo bus stop and he didn't refuse or condemn it. It's an unwritten acceptance clause. So we'll tell him to hold shows across the volatile states then we'll share rice. After which we'll contact VDM to bring up one of his scripts to distract these people. I just remembered we have Sowore and his Sahara reporters to cook up some attention diverting stories. Finally, there's Pamilerin, Mbah, Ruth and even Oyiga Daniel. Government: Who are those clowns you mentioned last and what can they do? Government Official: They're the life of the party. They'll make certain posts about a protest... Government cuts in angrily: Are you normal!? You want them to talk about what we are trying to avoid? Government official calm and composed: They will make the post, then delete it... Infact, they'll make multiple posts about a protest and delete them. Due to their influence on that black app, people would think they were threatened, and finally give up on a protest they never even planned... This, right here, is the playbook. Watch out.

@Promiseishim Even if you get anything to sell give Tony Stark, people fit hold am for road carry am come where he see the goods cos Tony don turn thief these days

Omo Tony Stark pass my street today I no see anything sell to am

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Who are the criminals making these videos 😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hi Lawrence, I have an unsolicited advice for you. What got you here won’t get you there. Social media and your phone were leverage when you needed access, visibility, and opportunity. Now they’re friction, because your next level requires depth, not exposure(you have that already). You don’t need to “quit” them. You need to change your relationship with them. Here’s how to break the chain: 1. Turn consumption into a scheduled activity, not a default behavior If you don’t control when you use your phone, it will control you. Set specific windows for social media, outside of those, it’s off. 2. Separate creation from distraction Use your phone as a tool to produce, not consume. If you open an app, it should be to post, reply, or execute, not doom scrolling. 3. Create friction on purpose Delete the most addictive apps or log out after each use. Yes, it takes time to always login. I use X web and not mobile (6 months of the year) when I need to focus. Make distraction inconvenient again. 4. Protect your first 2–3 hours daily No phone in the morning. That’s your highest-leverage thinking time. Don’t donate it to algorithms. 5. Redefine what “work” feels like The next level of your life will feel quieter, slower, and sometimes even boring. That’s not a problem that’s focus. Your phone isn’t the enemy. Uncontrolled access is. The same tool that built your life can still scale it, but only if you stop letting it interrupt you. Thanks, greetings to your amazing wife.

This is how the inverter in your house might be poisoning you. Watch before it’s too late.

He should just say Nigeria 😂😂

i don begin wonder when una go resume office😂 since that trend that day all of una just lay low😂

WrestleMania is absolutely STACKED 😮‍💨🙌 🎟️ ticketmaster.com/wwe-wrestleman…

when una don ready to make this country better, una go leave religion first…

@Inviiin @ThaBoyYom Peter nor sabi talk normally

@ThaBoyYom I no go ever forgive Peter Psquare. That dunderhead collect mic begin dey yarn dust say him dey do am for the masses say him get money, no be recently him brother dey crash out because of the price of diesel? Na that time I realise say fame no dey automatically come with sense.

During the last protest, celebrities were saying “We’re doing this for you, I can afford to live fine, the reason we’re out here is for you”🤡 Now the piti-piti is becoming evenly distributed.. All man dey fight for hinsef.. e touch celeb, touch business man, touch 9-5 worker

@naughty_libra07 Nothing vex me reach that last nonsense question wey them dey ask who nor even get savings to treat himself if serious malaria hold am

People don't know how Fúcked up this is. A certain person I know earns ₦180k monthly. On payday, he is always anxious. Because as soon as the money hits his account: ₦50k goes to rent contributions. ₦30k on foodstuff. ₦20k on transport. ₦30k to support the family. ₦10k on data and subscriptions. ₦15k disappears on small, untracked expenses. Before mid month he is already sourcing for a loan to augment till the end of the month. No major flex. No big purchases. Just life… happening steadily. And on the side, the family is asking...When will you marry

things wey simp men dey do for women, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until your sibling do am.

Nigeria’s Major Enemies; - Politicians - Rel!gious Leaders - ELDERLY PEOPLE(55 and above) - APC supporters . . . . . . . - Rel!gion - Tribal!sm