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@grindline4life @UniWatch @BizNasty2point0 @NicklasLidstrom Lidstrom, as you can see, is wearing #9. When he got to Detroit, they asked what number he wanted and he said 9. They had to break it to him that he can’t have that one, and he took #5. Lidstrom mentioned that later Gordie said he would have given it to him had he asked.

@woke8yearold She believed this

It’s hard to believe this era was real

@thejackhopkins @atrupar “Now Biden couldn’t do that, he’d have to send it out”, with the uncomfortable laughing, is the epitome of everything Trump. Incapable of enjoying a moment. It MUST be a chance to be a dick. I can’t wait to use his Mueller social media post for him.

@atrupar That guitar just plummeted in value. It’s now in negative numbers.

our president at wartime, folks

@Sjacobs2020 @WUTangKids Came here HOPING someone would say this. Thank you!

@WUTangKids I was like: “Is this a funeral home? What is going on?!” Then I read that it was Elvis’ Graceland home and I was like: “Please go take a dump on the upstairs toilet.”

This shit is so creepy

@Rainmaker1973 Who the fuck is that person in the upper left corner?

This might be the toughest yet

@TheValPerrine @JamesGunn @ThatKevinSmith As a young kid that saw Superman in the theater, Miss Teschmacher was a first love. Farewell💔

It is with deep sadness that I share the heartbreaking news that Valerie has passed away. She faced Parkinson’s disease with incredible courage and compassion. She lived life to the fullest and what a magnificent life it was. @JamesGunn @ThatKevinSmith gofund.me/68a845e42

@Cyn1k @PaulJacobsMedia No mustard? Or onions? Shush, sir!

@npsmajor @PaulJacobsMedia Flint with no mustard or onion

Coney chili ( if you are from Detroit, you know)

@Acyn It’s all just so tiresome and exhausting

Miller: What President Trump is doing is a national miracle that will be studied not only for generations but for centuries to come. Trump: Kash, see if you can top that. Patel: Mr. President, thank you for delivering the safest country on God's green Earth

@80s_channel Apple stock

@grantstern Fun story. I was the Operational TD for a SAM system w/ AMRAAMs on a HMMWV. A requirement was to be able to go 250 miles on a tank of fuel. It was suggested taking it out on I-8 in Arizona, with (inert) missiles on it. Like we wouldn’t be pulled over immediately. It was scrapped.

When Florida permitted open carry for guns, this kind of Florida man excess was practically pre-ordained.

@atrupar @shannonrwatts This should help the World Cup attendance, eh @FIFAWorldCup ?

Q: Will we see ICE arresting illegal migrants at airports? TRUMP: Yeah. That's why the Democrats are going crazy. ICE loves it because they're able to now arrest illegals as they come into the country. It's very fertile territory.

@DesolatedMrBond Turns out that his death wasn’t so…sudden, after all? 🤔 (weak, I know, sorry)

I love this ridiculous comeuppance haha

@TheCinesthetic The most unrealistic scene in the movie is when NKs fly over the Mall, and there appear to be three dozen people on it, with zero buses parked in front of the Smithsonians.

Olympus Has Fallen was released 13 years ago. It was released just months before White House Down, with both films featuring attacks on the White House. The overlap led to constant comparisons, but Olympus Has Fallen reached theaters first.

@simpsons_DG It’s the CEO and President of every company, after firing all employees and moving everything to AI! Yay!

Why, you and I could run this plant ourselves!

@BlueATLGeorgia “Excuse me, Mr. President, but didn’t Pearl Harbor happen 4 and a half years before you were born, you lunatic?” would have been a good follow up question.

Q: Why didn't you tell US allies before attacking Iran? Trump: We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? How insulting to Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi.

@re_jlo So hot that Ben Affleck left her. Twice.

Linda demais, impossível não ficarmos hipnotizados diante dela. Mama é perfeita em todos os sentidos.👑🔥🥵

My wife: “When are you going to clean the storage space in the basement?” Me: “I think in two weeks”

@Mirabelledaynit 😊my bad!

@npsmajor Lol. Wrong

Happy St Paddy’s day!! #stpaddysday #StPatricks2026

@TheMonologist Is it his already?