hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2

100% agree. Had 2 guys in my org that were from the Air Force and they are the definition of calm whenever something bad happens and everyone thinks the sky is falling

@ericasadun I don’t recall a name but maybe nested uniform distribution? Is the discrete version of something like this question on StackExchange. Possible to work out the probabilities and it involves harmonic numbers stats.stackexchange.com/questions/3795…

Wolfram isn't free anymore. I don't trust OpenAI. Anyone willing to help? A set of numbers are created w/ uniform distribution between 1 and M ([a, b, c, d, etc]). Each member is mapped to a uniform distribution between 1 and itself. What skew/characteristics result? Name?

TIL that the iPhone 7/7 Plus is not listed as either vintage or obsolete but every phone around it is 😂 support.apple.com/en-us/102772

This is so painfully accurate 🫠

improve your technical skills and you can discover new, exciting ways in which to be mad at the computer, ways to be furious at the machine that laymen couldn't even comprehend.

@malinsundberg Yay! Got the invite as well!

Wheeee!! 🎉🎉🎉 Super excited to be going to Apple Park! 😃

Every time someone says "strategy" I send them this video.

Keyboard no. 19: USPS edition First build of 2024, took me awhile. New apartment, haven’t figured out lighting yet so crappier photos 🤷‍♂️ - QK80, white spray coated, chroma weight - Zealios V2 67g switches - GMK Parcel keycaps #customkeyboard #qk80 #zealios #gmk #parcel

Saw this in a code review today “Ugh... I should remove these TODOs. TODID or TOWON'T. There is no TODO.” Already made my day

I laughed harder than I thought I would

The most fascinating thing I’ve seen in awhile youtu.be/GuJ5UuknsHU?si…

Updated my work battle station with a great external DAC and switched to lossless audio when listening to music and boy I wished I did this a lot earlier. All the frequencies!

Updated my work battle station with an external DAC to boot and switched to lossless audio. Boy, that was a world of a difference in sound.

@mrbrown *thinks while pressing random buttons on calculator before showing *

The studios are lowballing Carousell buyers. “Eh bro, last, best and final best price liao.”

Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy. Here's a helpful guide I put together: "Let me check with my team" = No "Possibly" = No "On my roadmap" = Not happening "This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year "Disagree and commit" = I hate you "Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life "Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly "Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly "Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again "Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again "30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying "Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion "Open up the kimono" = HR violation "We use AI" = We don't use AI "We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning "All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please

Flappy Bird…in macOS Finder 🤯 eieio.games/nonsense/game-…

What’s inside Apple’s $129 Thunderbolt cable? We CT scanned one to find out, and compared it to some cheaper cables… 🧵

Apple Pencil with 30-pin connector.

Trying to make my designs responsive.