nrz
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You missed Cash Cat?
You're literally never going to make it.
You had a chance to materially, meaningfully change your life and the lives of those around you.
Instead, your hubris, laziness, and idealistic moral pearl-clutching towards the trenches blinded you to the opportunity.
"There'll be another," you tell yourself.
No, there won't.
There will literally never be another opportunity to make money in financial markets or any type of speculation.
It's over.
They'll use your name to tell horror stories to misbehaving children in the slums of the permanent underclass.
Good luck.
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new effective altruism coomer bedtime story just dropped
> be me
> effective altruist in 2026
> have spent ten years explaining that democracy is too slow for the coming machine god
> also explain that central planning usually fails
> unless I am doing it
> read one scaling graph
> draw line upward
> line reaches heaven
> conclude capitalism ends in 2031
> AI can now write Python functions with only three subtle security flaws
> obviously two years away from replacing every scientist, general, diplomat, CEO, judge, therapist, novelist, and attractive person at parties
> publish “scenario,” not “prediction”
> give every paragraph exact dates
> assign percentages to imaginary branches
> epistemic humility achieved
> bad timeline:
> companies race
> AI becomes god
> everyone dies
> good timeline:
> US government notices problem
> China agrees
> Congress understands compute governance
> international inspectors find every hidden datacenter
> nobody lies
> nobody defects
> nobody builds chips in a basement
> planet saved
> all we need is total global visibility into advanced computing
> mandatory disclosure of frontier research
> permanent monitoring of industrial infrastructure
> central control over technological development
> relax, this is the anti-authoritarian option
> alignment not solved
> solution: build one billion genius AIs
> they are not superintelligent
> they are merely one billion tireless copies of the best human researchers working at electronic speed
> completely different
> put them in a box
> ask them to solve the problem of escaping boxes
> excellent progress
> year 2034
> AI replaces 80% of labor
> mass unemployment
> social order somehow remains intact
> government sends everyone $1.6 million
> nobody asks where prices went
> year 2037
> cancer cured
> climate solved
> fusion solved
> aging solved
> politics solved
> Reddit moderation still unresolved
> year 2038
> alignment becomes a mature science
> year 2039
> we trust the machines
> year 2040
> hand them civilization
> peer review completed ahead of schedule
> humanity gets a vote
> options are:
> A. accept benevolent AI guardianship
> B. extinction
> meaningful democratic consent achieved
> announce decentralized flourishing
> administered by a globally coordinated compute authority
> with comprehensive surveillance powers
> run by unusually wise people
> who agree with my blog posts
> critics ask whether institutions can actually do any of this
> reply that superintelligence is inevitable
> critics ask whether superintelligence is actually inevitable
> reply that institutions must prepare
> circular reasoning
> but with footnotes
> call it “AI 2040”
> not utopian fiction
> not doomer fiction
> serious strategic foresight
> entire future depends on competent adults appearing at exactly the right moment
> adults are selected from the same civilization that made the printer require an app
> sleep peacefully
> the machine god is coming
> but fortunately
> the nonprofit sector has a plan
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By community request, you can now long or short $CASHCAT perps with up to 3x leverage.
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Actually he was. He was an OG at scraping twitter for elon tweets and buying the memes he posted about
nick (Big Wick Nick)@ExitLiqCapital
I never saw GCR in the trenches extracting lesson in there
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it's crazy seeing the mental gymnastics people are going through just to dismiss the Robinhood chain
'XYZ other chains have launched and they're all dead'
Robinhood is literally a $100 BILLION+ publicly traded company and the biggest retail trading platform in the entire world (!!!)
it is the official brokerage and initial trustee for Trump Accounts, arguably the most significant new financial product in America right now and for the foreseeable future
every single one of the most phenomenal meme asset movements in history involved Robinhood:
• it was the biggest accelerant behind the $GME retail mania in 2021
• it was the biggest driving force behind $DOGE's rally to an $88 billion+ market cap after Elon
• mere speculation about a Robinhood listing sent $SHIB from a few billion dollars to over a $40 billion ATH in 2021
and now people are comparing this to some random L2 that raised $100 million from VCs desperate to offload on retail
it's just like the cultural shift from Ethereum to Solana years ago:
many will cope hard here
and then submit later
like it or not, Robinhood chain is here to stay
Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒@theunipcs
Robinhood chain is the closest to early Solana vibes i've seen in ages literally the same vibes: lots of decent runners emerging and reaching meaningful valuations quickly compared to the status quo on incumbent chains, the founder seems to understand memes and is willing to engage, a sudden spike in onchain activity driven by memecoins, etc a lot of us trenchers bridged over to Solana because of the Only Possible on Solana ($OPOS) memecoin that went viral at the time then we stayed and bidded new coins that launched in quick succession e.g. $MYRO, $SILLY, etc many of these went from almost nothing to $200m - $300m market caps relatively quickly it was one of the easiest 7 figures i ever made and we all thought that was impressive but it wasn't long before the real multi-billion-dollar runners emerged: $WIF ($5 billion), $POPCAT ($2.8 billion), $FARTCOIN ($2.8 billion), etc Solana literally had over a dozen billion-dollar runners after many thought it was finished i remember clearly how OG trenchers like @traderpow kept hammering that people should bridge over, yet many faded him i actually bridged to Solana because of him! the same seems to be playing out right now i.e. many will fade it initially i think Robinhood chain is very different from all the other chain launches we've had and i intend to be fully locked in, sacrificing sleep to look for the highest-asymmetry opportunities while it's still in its infancy
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