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@SpireJim @twesigyefranc10 @AAgather Wabula pulofeesa oli gumitte 😂

@twesigyefranc10 @AAgather I know why: It is because your head is attracted to itself

What made us laugh: From no where, he asked me why teachers often carry bu-bags like I carried. I told him ‘I moved with my samosas’.

@Iamkabareebe @jkibirango8 These Campus gals still have no direction, (moreso the freshers or even year twos), uninformed decision making, no goal, no nothing...Just enjoyment...its better to wait for them until when they have been hurt several times that's when they will be ready to settle, otherwise..

@jkibirango8 Why do you say that? Just you haven’t met the right person and those campus kids still young 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Banange, Kampala is real. “I am in some dining area here in Kampala. Hmmm. A young guy invited a campusor for lunch bambi (I found them). She has taken tea, juice, and a heavy meal and packed some. She has been talking about books, tests, and coursework. After eating She said i am leaving." She stood up, the guy said sit, she asked onompa sente bwentula...the guy said tofayo. She said nze naze kulya and that's it or money. She sat, he started vibing...the girl laughed and said ...hmm do you see yourself fit for me!!! They all seem to be in 20s, but a girl is younger, like below 22. She stood and left... The guy is here with ahead on the table and tearing eyes 👀. In his suit and tie bambi. Kika....I almost laughed 🤣🙆🏻🙆🏻”

@sk_bongomin93 Let the man who confused her years ago come to her rescue, why u now...? Those creatures just love good things and they are never stable...

Some ex of mine just sent me a WhatsApp message requesting for some money, after ditching me years ago for being broke,now that my situation has improved she's stressing me Gasiya. Why are women like this? 🤷

What will happen if Arsenal and Man City finish on the exact same points and goal difference ?

We win when we want 💪💪💪@ManUtd

Katikkiro @cpmayiga e Mbarara asisinkanye abayizi Bannakobazambogo okuva mu matendekero ag’enjawulo nga bakuŋŋaanidde ku ssettendekero, Mbarara University of Science and Technology. Katikkiro akubirizza abayizi okwettanira ebibiina nga Nkobazambogo kubanga bibayamba okutegeera obuvo bwabwe n’okwenyumiriza mu buwangwa bwabwe n’ennono. Wano era asabye abavubuka okwekkiririzaamu, n’Okunywerera ku misomo n’addala nga bakitegeera nti obuyigirize bw'omuntu kwe kutegeera ebyo ebimwetoolodde nga mu bbyo mwe muli n’obuwangwa obunnyonnyola enneeyisa y’abantu b’ekitundu. Ebisingawo 👇 gambuuze.ug/katikkiro-mayi…

Bukedde bulungi eno gye tuli e Mbarara era leero lwe tutuuza n'okulayiza Abaami ba Kabaka abamukulembererako abantu be mu Ankole ne Kigezi, abakulemberwa Owek. Hajj Hassan Mutaasa Kafeero. Ŋŋenda kwogerako n'eri abantu ba Kabaka abakuŋŋaanidde ku Hotel Triangle nga twongera okunnyikiza obuweereza mu bantu ba Buganda yonna gye bali, n'okubamanyisa ebifa Embuga.

E Mbarara, nsisinkanye abavubuka Bannankobazambogo abasomera mu Ankole ne Kigezi, abaana baffe newankubadde bali bweru wa Buganda, naye balina okusigala nga bategeera obuwangwa bwabwe. Newankubadde Uganda yaffe erina amawanga ag'enjawulo naye ffenna okuginyumirwa, buli muntu ateekwa okweyagalira mu buwangwa bwe, kubanga tetuli mu kuvuganya, abantu ab'amawanga ag'enjawulo bwe bakolagana tubeera n'eggwanga erituukiridde. Nkobazambogo eteerawo abavubuka omukisa okutegeera obuwangwa n'obuvo bwabwe, tukubiriza abavubuka okufaayo ku buwangwa n'emisomo gyabwe kubanga omuyigirize ng'ategeera buwangwa bwe afaananako ekyennyanja ekitamanyi kuwuga.

Earlier today, @MbararaUST community had the distinct honor of hosting Owek. @cpmayiga, the Katikkiro of the @BugandaKingdom_ . His visit aimed at engaging Baganda students and staff in higher education institutions across the Ankole–Kigezi region.

@SpireJim @NicholasVela6 @grok ,what is this all about?

Ayi Nnantawetwa, Maaso Moogi, Ccuucu, Ssabasajja Kabaka wa Buganda, nkuyoozayoza okutuuka ku mazalibwa go ag'emyaaka 71 egy'obuto...Wangaala ayi Beene. Tusaba Katonda akukuume era akuwangaaze 🙏

@MbararaUST is honoured to host Owekitiibwa @cpmayiga, the Katikkiro of the @BugandaKingdom_, for a historic visit that symbolizes the strong link between cultural leadership and academic excellence. The visit is scheduled for 15th April 2026 at 2:00 PM at the Kihumuro Main Campus.

Kasta we are still on top of the table

@Esau_Matsiko We blame the match time

Arsenal fans, who do we blame for that loss!

@SpireJim This giraffe 🦒 lost its gumittedness kati eswaaza buswaaza...its the most corrupt animal in the jungle

Someone has asked me a question, which I think the public can answer on my behalf. I will paraphrase it this way: ‘All animals in this forest have problems, why focus on the giraffe?’ Explain to him how, despite of every other animal having issues, the issues of the giraffe got all this sustained public outcry.

I took this picture on my way to work this morning and these innocent kids were on their way to school walking alone 😭. I felt bad, dear parents when it rains in the morning let these nursery kids sleep if you can't escort them to school because they can easily be kidnapped.

@SpireJim Those guys are just money minded...the institution is expensive for nothing with alot of fraud going on...they are gumitte on money

Two nephews of mine were admitted to KIU, and they paid fully (15,570,000/-). For some reasons, they changed to another university before they started at KIU. Having failed even to get the partial refund provided for in the University’s policies, they talked to the DVC FA for the option of transferring the fees to two other students who were already at KIU. He accepted and said it was sorted. But it never reflected on the system, and they continued demanding for fees from the two students until they paid not to miss exams. One year later, they haven’t transferred the fees! Dear KIU, no amount of suing is going to clean up your name in the public’s eyes when you continue to act with impunity and meanness like this. Address stakeholders’ concerns.

Many young people today feel pressured to become rich instantly because of what they see around them. But remember the Luganda saying: “Ekikula amangu, kifa mangu” — what grows too fast often fades just as quickly. At a youthful age, one can certainly earn enough to live well; buy a car, build a house, or run a small business. But wealth is something different. Wealth begins when your money starts multiplying itself; when businesses and investments continue to generate income even when you are not actively working, and your role becomes simply to monitor and guide. My advice to the youth is simple: do not rush the process. When you begin working, focus on building steadily. Learn continuously. Save consistently. Invest wisely. The enjoyments of life; beaches, vacations, and luxuries, will still be there later. Money is sweet at any age, but it is even sweeter when it is stable, sustainable, and well earned. Wealth is not a sprint of youth; it is a marathon of patience. Money can come early, but true wealth is patiently built, carefully protected, and enjoyed for a lifetime.

Obulamu tebukuumibwa ssente, wabula kyetaaga bwongo era nsaba ensonga zino 9 buli omu azeefumiitirizeeko tutaase obulamu; 1. Okwewala okweraliikirira ennyo 2. Okwekebeza emibiri gyaffe 3. Obutalya mmere eyitiridde 4. Okwewala okunnywa ennyo omwenge 5. Okufaayo okwetangira endwadde 6. Okunyiikira okukola dduyiro 7. Okweyonja obulungi; emibiri gyaffe n'amaka gaffe 8. Okuwaayo ekiseera okwesanyusaamu 9. Okuwummula ekimala. Okufaayo obulungi ku bulamu kitaasa okusaasanya ssente ennyingi ng'obulwadde buzze. #SitulaOmutindo

Someone here could help please 🙏