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dont come to my house after 6pm if you’re bothered by the possibility of encountering “the night monkey”

@alegator_cs @yminsky ok so based off your first sentence i don’t think this is for you.

@yminsky are people who are proud to be white and believe in america first eligible for this position? i just had a 250 page prompt session with gpt about niche number theory iterating on and refining an R^2~0.95 MAE=0.02 local fit -> global predictor of a property of primes can do job

Another fun hiring spot at Jane Street: we're looking to hire some great hybrid writers-and-engineers. As we grow and do more, communication becomes ever more important, for both internal and external audiences.

Pete Hegseth gets the CORTISOL SPIKE of his LIFETIME after he gets BRUTALLY LIBERTY-MOGGED by Dario Amodei

@NukeBushwick "hasan piker mogs" on the cover

I'd rather walk barefoot on a bed of hot coals than read an issue of Teen Jacobin

the universe is playing sick and twisted games on me

@sn0oozey Gonna try the big arch and shamrock shake at iftar

@ntgabe What are you getting

if i don't hit this bench press then my whole family dies and im gay

they would fix me

happy birthday david foster wallace you would have loved instagram reels, “claude” , and vaping

My personal moral framework makes zero sense and often contradicts itself and is basically impossible to explain

Who else is scared for Ramadan tomorrow

realising im only 20 and actually have a bunch of time left

I finished my undergrad with no AI use, no study drugs. For this current degree I’m thinking of completely reversing course on both of those and spending the next couple weeks binging amphetamines communing with The Machines

we only really have one button and it’s to accelerate

when my Vyvanse hits, tweets start to appear to me like chess pieces on the ceiling in queens gambit. I’m putting words together that don’t even exist. I am the king and the pawn. I’m smokin on that shit that. I don’t even know