Jack Morris -!-

Type the year you turned 14 into the GIF bar and post the best GIF you see.

Or writers - I genuinely can’t tell where the stuff awful dialogue comes from

@Ubisoft just playing Mirage… Pay some decent voice actors I beg

Our thoughts are with Tom Lockyer 🧡

Wishing you a speedy recovery, Tom Lockyer. It's great to hear you are responsive and alert. Rest up and God willing you recover well. Thinking of you and your family today 🙏🏾❤️

Reports coming in that Tom Lockyer is now alert and responsive. Thank heavens.

@DTom911 Hinge deep in a dental hygienist presumably

The #MUFC preferred 11 last season, and how they've faired this season: David de Gea - Left the club Aaron Wan-Bissaka - Been constantly injured Raphael Varane - Constantly on the edge of injury Lisandro Martinez - Has been injured for most of the season, and wasn't fully fit before then. Luke Shaw - Has been constantly injured, and has had to play out of position Casemiro - Been out injured a while, and struggled first few games Christian Eriksen - Been injured a while, is 2nd choice behind Mount, who is also injured Bruno Fernandes - Is just Bruno, he will constantly be available Antony - Has had a lot of off-field issues, which meant he took a short break Anthony Martial - Has spent half the season injured Marcus Rashford - Is in horrible form and has been struggling with availability issues. Yet people wonder why we are struggling this season, and why we've seemingly gone backwards... Erik needs his players back.

The teams a mess. The clubs a mess. The fanbase is a mess. Years & years of decay and prioritising £££ over a football institution and cherished community asset is criminal. Until there are fundamental changes in ownership we will never heal the rot that has riddled our club.

#SpiderMan2 not winning a single award during tonight's #VideoGameAwards is absolute blasphemy. It was obvious Baldur's Gate 3 was winning Game of the Year, but dammit, Yuri Lowenthal was ROBBED for Best Performance.

🚨 Pep on pundits: "They know how difficult it is [to win PL four times in a row]. Neville, Micah Richards... never, ever. And then Jamie Carragher didn’t win one once". 🔴 Jamie Carragher: "I think I’d have probably won one if Liverpool were owned by a nation state, and pushed the rules so far that the PL charged us 115 times!".

@formulabubob He’s funny as hell

people saying rocket powered mohawk like he didnt compare a jewish man to hitler

people saying tommo and josh revell is wild they're like some of the biggest guys in f1/motorsport content creation (josh has serious wheel tho)

just been making new songs

really excited about new songs

@MollyFS44 @premystic Or maybe it’s because Tsunoda is a Honda driver. And he is pretty much confirmed to follow Honda to Aston in 26…

@premystic They won’t because Marko is racist and Horner’s too afraid to put a strong-minded drive next to Max.

At what point Red Bull will finally start taking Yuki Tsunoda seriously? Their answer to the second seat is right there...

#AbuDhabiGP 🇦🇪 | George Russell on Lewis Hamilton: “We’ve never been the same pace, either I’ve been 4 or 5 tenths ahead or he’s been 4 or 5 tenths ahead. It’s really strange to understand because he’s never 4 or 5 tenths off the pace, clearly, this car is really hard to get in the sweet spot.”

@Henriet80754030 @clappedsti @Aperta 😆😆😆

@nuclearmole @clappedsti @Aperta And gave russell 80... I mean, how often do things not just "completly turn into" him, including the walls??

@Aperta EA knows wheel

@CrackSlinging @RayyanTCG @HazG606 @ESPNF1 Even the commentary panel couldn’t believe the lack of punishment 😆

@nuclearmole @RayyanTCG @HazG606 @ESPNF1 Barely a pen, just the exact same penalty that gets handed out for these incidents for the last 8 years. Cost him multiple positions and had to make his way from 5th after the final safety car restart. Fucking casual, you just hate max, this is the penalty they always give

Max Verstappen has now won all three races in the United States this year. Captain America 🇺🇸

@CrackSlinging @RayyanTCG @HazG606 @ESPNF1 Consistency is key - I agree. What about the other two incidents? 😆 How about Max’s consistency when Russell didn’t have grip and max gave him an ear ringing.