Cary & The RunnerUps

7 years and 0 championships later, one of the league’s inaugural GMs calls it quits.

The league has been made aware of troubling allegations that a GM shared a video containing arson style threats. While their identity will remain confidential, maintaining a safe & respectful environment is our highest priority. We’re taking this matter with MAXimum seriousness.

SOURCES - League authorities have confirmed an ongoing probe into a secret mock draft ring involving 3 GMs. Sources say the operation was “invite-only” and “deeply shameful.” No one is above the league & we will take all necessary actions to protect the integrity of this league.

Sources — RWTW is bringing DET RB, Jahmyr Gibbs for a top 30 visit. 🍿

For immediate release — After the most honest, most transparent draft process, the 2025 Cary & The Runnerups Fantasy Football Draft Order is set 🏆 1️⃣ Rook 2️⃣ Boog 3️⃣ Brando 4️⃣ Drew 5️⃣ D’Addario 6️⃣ Millz 7️⃣ Max 8️⃣ Forges 9️⃣ Kendrick 🔟 AP 1️⃣1️⃣ Jesse 1️⃣2️⃣ KJ 1️⃣3️⃣ Jones 1️⃣4️⃣ David

🚨LATE NIGHT BLOCKBUSTER — King of the Hill? is sending MIA WR Tyreek Hill and TEN WR Calvin Ridley to g.O.O.d k.I.d.D in exchange for LAR RB Kyren Williams. @K_Kendricko finds his Chris Godwin replacement, while @aaronrossj puts all his eggs in Courtland Sutton’s basket ⏸️🍿

In response to recent efforts to move the talented receiver, it appears Collins is shutting it down & not returning to 3-6 SUPREME LEADER GOODELL. Sources report that the GM behind #JippedByJesse ramped up trade talks once he caught wind that Collins may not be playing this week.

🚨DEVELOPING — As a a return from IR nears, Nico Collins is a name that’s come up in trade talks. While SUPREME LEADER GOODELL has said they’re not openly shopping the underrated, standout receiver, one team has shown interest… the one team every GM would hate to see get him🍿

🚨BREAKING — SUPREME LEADER GOODELL (@Jesselaurence) is sending IND RB Jonathan Taylor, GB WR Jayden Reed and DET WR Jameson Williams to K (@kjmitchelljr) for CIN WR Ja’Marr Chase, DET Sam LaPorta and DAL RB Rico Dowdle. Fair trade? Clear winner? Let us know!

13.2% huh? 🌚

🚨BREAKING — RWTW has granted BAL TE @Mandrews_81 permission to seek a trade. With the acquisition of ARI TE Trey McBride, Andrews has grown disgruntled remaining on the bench despite touchdowns in 3 straight weeks. He & his agent will now work to find the All-Pro a new home.

Well said Dustin. Note that this lack luster matchup is in no way a reflection of the caliber of GMs in our prestigious league.

@MatthewBerryTMR We have a winner 🏆

That's pretty bad. But I bet someone can top it. Who has the worst legit starting line-up from this week?

🚨BREAKING — @OCGovCA fugitive, @Jesselaurence is at it again! League sources report that the GM of SUPREME LEADER GOODELL is sending BAL WR Zay Flowers and ATL TE Kyle Pitts to Madman and cat father of 2, @aaronrossj for GB RB Josh Jacobs and DET WR Jameson Williams. Fair trade? Clear winner? Let us know 👇

RUMOR MILL — League insiders report that one of the most active GMs in the league is nearing yet another deal. Sources say the agreement may be closed as soon as Monday. HERE WE GOOOOOO 🍿

@RapSheet @a_pimental would like a word.

First on the report

🚨ANOTHER ONE — Last place Cancún✈️ (@a_pimental) is sending NYJ RB Breece Hall & injured CAR WR Adam Thielen to 5th seed Winter Soldier (@smjballislife) for LAC RB JK Dobbins, NYG WR Wan’Dale Robinson, CLE WR Jerry Jeudy and a $100 @PrizePicks voucher. Fair trade? Clear winner? Let us know 👇