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20 years ago today, I released a song that bought me this house. Whoever thought a song about being high as a kite on drugs, stalking someone else’s girlfriend would resonate quite so much? Thank you. You guys are beautiful.

@BedekarFoods Just thought of bringing to your notice about Mutton Masala having Chicken preparation 😆

@BradBanias Looking for help with WARN Notice. Let me know if you or anyone you know can help to go through a case. Please email @ sambit.khandai@gmail.com

@jammypants4 I was hoping the climax would be whatever you watched was the movie shooting but NO it is Bollywood. The climax didn't do justice to the movie's buildup.

#AnActionHero The audience slept on this film when it released in theatres. Netflix is sleeping on it as it released on the platform TODAY It’s funny, exhilarating, clever: Give this #Bollywood film a chance: trust me, you’ll be thoroughly entertained 🔥 #AyushmannKhurrana

@elonmusk Have you ever thought you might have an Alien waiting to welcome you in outer space. My 4 yr old kid's drawing suggests that 😀

@dikshant_shahi @royalenfield @royalenfield Please don't lose customer trust for the brand you have built over so much time with things which can be easily taken care. We value you as a brand, please don't let yourself and us down.

Dear @royalenfield team, ur product might be good but dealership experience is horrific. It has been more than 3 weeks since I bought #classic350 and the dealer has not yet provided me the registration number. I didn't buy the vehicle to add to my parking lot's beauty. Plz help.

You can pay $150K plus. Or go to YouTube university. Here's a list of top channels where you can get a world-class education—completely free:

@elonmusk is this the Tesla Model G 🙂

@AbijitG You mean in ear ?

Any recommendations for Bluetooth earphones. Want to get just on ear kinds (not connected behind the neck ones). Essentially looking for SST (sasta sundar tikau). Not too expensive cause I keep losing them all the time. Thanks.

@one_by_two They are the same ppl who don't know that you are shorter but hairier than @hankypanty

@thevirdas The plight of the fly on the flight was bright due to it's might and your sight 🙂

Fly 🪰

@Punit_Pania I genuinely appreciate the way you think, you definitely keep the bar at a respectable level. Just don't mistype your name.

Students stuck in Ukraine are getting some attention purely because of their privilege, migrants weren't counted even after they died.

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@thevirdas 14 yrs ago and the standards now have definitely fallen on both fronts. Humor and Politics 😃

youtu.be/aGN46uymTfs Old, cringey, but on prime time, very real.

Seeing Dr Manmohan Singh on the news reminded one of a simpler time. We did jokes about our PM and the ruling party on CNBC, on a prime time news bulletin, 5 nights a week. We knew they were sometimes watching, and even laughing along. Feels like a forgotten century ago now.

@rabi_twit @bchesky @Airbnb This whole business is dependent on trust and customer satisfaction and reviews from other users using the platform. I have never used @Airbnb for the same and pretty reluctant to use it first time instead of my other option @vrbo. @vrbo is way better in my opinion.

@bchesky @Airbnb seems like you are building a terror camp as you threaten customers on call and won’t help out in extenuating conditions where it’s not safe to travel and also not helping with cancellation or refunds which is part of your policy. #airbnbsucks

An update on our progress... Hosts have housed 10,742 Afghans so far

@awwwnchal Being able to write 240 chars about anything is an easy way Millennials have found to satisfy their prejudices. Women doing the same, what they want men NOT to do. Passing judgements to be specific.

It baffles me when men say “it’s a man’s responsibility to earn money, men are expected to provide for women” as an argument against feminism. Bro patriarchy is the reason why that happens, men suffer from patriarchy too, it wouldn’t happen in an equal society.