kyra

My fingers smell like nacho cheese Doritos and pussy.

the urge to wander through a forest with a stick

Removing my thinking cap for the National Anthem

papaw says your funion breath is unacceptable bro

dirty martini means there’s poop in it

shortys like a millipede

i’m gunna pickle you big dawg

@bewareofass Check your inbox ;p

@nunchuck_papi On my way

Whoever gets me a Baja blast gets a tiddie pic

All mustard on the hotdog bun

candy mountain

dipping the head of my dick in a chocolate fountain so it looks like a little strawberry

I’ve never watched Star Wars and I’m okay with it

Probably gonna take a fat ass dump later if you wanna come hold my hand

retweet this if ur awake!! 😡 im gonna follow everyone that retweets bc i need moots that are active @ night

Letting my farts do all the talking

They don’t want you to smoke because it fixes everything

Im not above putting my cig out on someone who mildly annoys me

firing a warning shot over my coworker’s head when they start walking towards me

Volunteering at the local nursing to teach the dementia patients about hentai

*dog