Semen Retention Master

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Semen Retention Master

Semen Retention Master

@nutselot

The next Clavicular. Follow me on my journey as I strive to achieve alpha male status in my 30s through my unique semen retention practices

Katılım Mayıs 2020
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Semen Retention Master
@SweetenerMatcha @_emxnchj @teddyswims I didn't think anyone was being sued. But you guys were insinuating that he ripped off Teddy here when Teddy himself is making ai slop just as much as CB. Both should be mocked for their shit, that's it that's all.
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@Andrew2Lgt2quit @jenna_orte19895 GET BACK HERE. I AM RUBBING YOUR BLOOD ON MY FACE SO I CAN FEEL YOUR LIFE ESSENCE BEING ABSORBED INTO ME. I WANT TO FEEL POWER. I WANT TO WEAR YOUR FACE AS A SKIN MASK. FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I AM CHAD. FOR ONCE, I FEAR NOTHING.
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BreezyRelated
BreezyRelated@BreezyRelated·
🚨 Chris Brown has released the official music video for his latest single ‘Fallin’ featuring Leon Thomas. The video also stars Usher, Tank and Roccstar.
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TheBrooklyn
TheBrooklyn@TheBrooklynNY·
@realRexLuna @gurillamatt We're the safest big city in the country, very diverse we have the best food, some of the best public transportation in the world, the best entertainment in the world. The only downside is that its expensive. It's not for everyone but it's the best if you're strong enough.
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Z712r@gurillamatt·
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@waiodolby @ReddCinema Is it piss proof?? I'm wondering because I sort of have a fantasy where a woman is attacking me with pissi at so I piss back at her (self-defense), and we're having a piss fight but the piss collides and creates this beautiful explosion. ...Are there TVs that I could pee on?
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Redd
Redd@ReddCinema·
This is a waterproof TV for your bathroom 😳
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Karum Vadim
Karum Vadim@KarumV85692·
@nutselot @mgs2master2 @BenBankas Bro, the fact that you keep spamming the crying laughing emoji is more than enough to tell me that YOU are triggered, no one uses that emoji anymore
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Ben Bankas
Ben Bankas@BenBankas·
Triggered girl at comedy show…
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@positionspet4l @kirawontmiss I'm not done. How are you this stupid? How did you watch this and think this was some kind of great comeback? That was the lamest kindergartener insult ever. She's a fatty on the elevator too. I was mid goon sesh and you actually ruined the vibe. 4 hour goon flow state is ruined
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kira 👾
kira 👾@kirawontmiss·
A girl goes viral after getting stuck in an elevator with a group of immature guys and shut them all down when they started laughing😬
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