nathaniel r martin

the “r” in my name stands for rizz jk, it stands for Ripken. Y’know like hall of famer, Cal Ripken Jr.?! MLB’s Iron Man, who played 2,632 consecutive games for the Baltimore Orioles? i’m not really a sports guy, but my dad really appreciates athletic excellence.

First set photos from DC Studios 'MAN OF TOMORROW'. Production began earlier today in Cleveland. (Source: cleveland.com/entertainment/…)

Like sorry I have a nerf gun that can pen the Home Depot ahhh vest these narc chuds have on

What are ICE cops doing in @ZohranKMamdani’s neighborhood?

@ReptarFanboy How dare you

@nv3martin Still sounds like a side chick just washed up

sometimes the side chick ain’t even a side chick. sometimes it’s the lead singer of a band who stopped performing live in 1993.

Meteorologists don’t even tell you how much snow the east coast is gonna get anymore they just look at you like this

however insane you think this video is, i urge you to watch it in its entirety. it’s so much more insane than you could imagine. rfk jr jumps into a pool with jeans on.

Really sad to hear about the passing of Adam the Woo! I think he might have been the first theme park youtuber I ever watched. I really appreciate and relate to his enthusiasm for kitsch and its history, and so many things might have been lost to time if he hadn't explored them.

A shrine-like exhibit has been set up for Mayor Adams in City Hall today, replacing the 9/11 photography that was there before

I gave my Halal cart guy my new #HBOMax login so he can watch Superman. It’s the only way I feel I can express how much I care about him.

Alright Rhett and Link. Your turn.

Like I know the problem is on my end. I really should delete Snapchat. I’m 26 and this app has been dogshit since at least 2017.

there’s nothing more surreal than adding some unassuming new person’s phone number into your phone and then 8 hours later getting the Snapchat notification that “your contact is on Snapchat”

Can someone please impress Jodie Foster today? Please?!?

poopin’ out chicken hoagie I’m poopin’ out chicken hoagie can’t put down the wipe, can’t put down the wipe can’t put down the wipe, can’t put down the wipe

damn an Oblivion remake announced and released day in date? A huge day for my unemployed friends.

I know I’m going to get shit for this but doechii’s song Anxiety came on my recommend. So ass and uninspired. Song so bad I closed the app and rode the train in dead silence.

the next white lotus should take place at a Great Wolf Lodge in northern Central Ohio