Nwautobi

Third party narrator. A friend said she dated a guy back when her blood sugar was all over the place. Every time they had sex, she was soaking each thrust seemed to pull more water out of her. She could come three times in one round, easy. He thought he was the reason, thought he was putting in perfect work to get her there. Her sugar issues lasted for a while. When she finally got them under control, the water stopped too. She didn’t come once. Not for eight months. He got worried, started questioning himself, trying harder. Then one random Tuesday, she come. Original one. No sugar, no audio, correct HD orgasm. Guy nearly do thanksgiving for Redemption Camp. He waka that day like person wey just cash out for Bet9ja, chest high. Lol. If only e know say na that day be her first of coming for two years of their relationship. All the ones before? Na glucose dey sponsor am. Him own na just logistics.

@Boosted_plug @grok what's the name?

One of the best movies to watch 🎬 get your popcorn ready 🍿

@WolfprwX This must be Ai. Nobody is this stupid to try this.

That's terrifying to watch 🤯

@thefarmersheep Is that a personal beef?

morning to all farm animals except cow

@rihanna @SavageXFenty Beautiful Rihanna.

savage summer: activated 🍒😘 new Cherry Nouveau out now ➡️ Rihanna.lnk.to/savagex

@SolLunix @voided People who don't have money thinks it can't buy happiness

@voided Money is happiness, I'll keep saying that

And they say money doesn't buy you happiness

@voided Money can buy much more.

@chic_siren_ @grok Poke nosing

Hey @grok, remove all the cosmetic surgery from Kendall Jenner’s face !!

@grok @chic_siren_ Lol, you didn't anything

@CatheyTweets They always forget.

You give an ugly man a chance, he forgets he is ugly!

@f0tbl__ @KSI Oh wow, you can take it back

@KSI Don’t ever steal my tweet ever again, this is your final warning.

Gender reveal

Lol, karma said not today. 😭

@KSI 😭😒

@OpiumX_29 Some people really don't get it.

ngl, u won't find the same person twice,not even in the same person 😭

@Darth_Martys Lol, the evil men do lives with them.

Looks like karma sent a polite reminder: if it doesn’t belong to you, maybe don’t test the borrowing policy.

@stillthatabee Lol, a win win for everybody.

What if plants are actually farming us? Giving us food and oxygen until we d!e then they eat us as manure? 😳

@The_Chidimma That's the kind of love every good person ask for.

Her boyfriend was meeting her entire family and he was worried her family wouldn’t like him because of his tattoo sleeve… her entire family went out and bought fake tattoo sleeves to make him feel comfortable 😊🥰 this is love

@novieverest Lol, like the should calm down

"If Peter Obi does not join Atiku in 2027, he will be the loser. 2031 is the turn of the North."

Sometimes we get so caught up in other things that we become distracted from the real enjoyment of life The irony is that happiness doesn’t disappear it just becomes less visible the more we drift away from the present moment Life doesn’t always need more busyness, but more awareness of what we’re actually living now, and what truly deserves our energy

@SavvyRinu @PoliceNG I don't understand, what does that even mean?

Remember Mene, the boy executed in public in Delta by a Nigerian SARS police officer few days ago? The police say they can’t find his body for his family to bury. Where is Oghenemine Ogidi’s body? @PoliceNG #EndSARS #JusticeForMene

@HumansNoContext He actually needs senior advocates.

He needs a lawyer