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A physics department at a major university in the US is now offering a semester long course on “string theory.” Yes, you read that right. String. The things kids make bracelets out of. The dumbing down of America continues…

“My Grandpa collects used traffic cones as a hobby. I consistently text him for for updates”

@LunaManokit flatearthbulgaria is a satire account!!!!!

Flat earthers are actually braindead

@StatisticUrban Well that's basically the status quo. It's still ugly as fuck

I genuinely believe your neighbors should have zero say over what you do with your property as long it does not materially impact them.

@timonsku this is what late-stage donglepocalypse looks like

When Gov BANNED us from our Number 1 big game meat source, the forced us to shop in THEIR Government owned stores for meats. They also stopped the many uses of caribou that we relied on for eons. Colonialism control is alive and well even in 2024.

@_binb_ @GoodReddit There's no such thing as unlicensed food. As long as they're food handler certified and are following food safety regs (its a chipotle, so probably), then they're not doing anything illegal let alone unsafe

@GoodReddit the amount of people in this thread thinking food safety laws and regulations exist for no reason is terrifying. if they wanna sell barbecue they can get a license and do it in a certified kitchen. foodborne illness is no joke.

@AntonHand Time to go down the custom keyboard rabbit hole? Also Kinesis is way too fucking expensive

Thank you friend 🙏🌹

who tf names these playlists

@ajgenerated wait I never realized how much like URU this music video looked

RIVEN

@ChrisJBakke explosive ordinance disposal

Pretty cool to see Google’s product team in action:

@DrainBammag @TheOnion @boyscouts The fact that you trust the Boy Scouts of America more than any other organization with regards to child sexual abuse is honestly so incredibly embarassing

@TheOnion Right wing parents have been fighting groomers for too long to not be able to recognize this. Here's an excerpt from the @boyscouts guide to preventing abuse for example. Not really something to joke about & minimize unless you're trying to erode safe boundaries (like a groomer)

Right-Wing Parents Try To Define ‘Grooming’ bit.ly/47yDnt6

@urasensei__ @highiamDave @BNAmusic88 @djvlad And there we go. It leaked. Trying to hide your music on some niche platform makes no sense. Either a large portion of your target audience isn't gonna listen to the music at all, or it's gonna find their way to their ears through their own preferred channels. Really idiotic pt.

For everyone saying how "genius," "brave," and "creative" Andre 3000's new flute album is, the biggest song on the album has 17,000 streams. The last song has less than 2,000 streams. In comparison, Outkast still gets 20 million listeners a month. So yeah, the numbers speak for themselves.

@meowkoteeq I would find my way in

what if i made a private twitter account

@elaifresh I've seen this fucking house this neighborhood has a good number of really wealthy wacky individuals

UNFATHOMABLY BASED

@RobinPoedev Feature took a nap too

>programs a feature, works perfectly >takes a nap >nothings changed >feature no longer works

@JJJ4Y0_O i have some of them🔴⭕️⏺️⚫️⚪️🟠🟤🟢🟡🟣🔵