Mic Philip
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Kill yourself for nothing. Wetin do prosthetic penis??
lowkey🧃@deylowkey247
omo I go use coco samba oo, no be me una go cook for gc
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"You've been working too hard lately.
Clear your schedule this weekend, I'm taking care of everything."
(A man speaking)
“Show me what you're wearing.”
(An agent of darkness speaking)
"Natural hair looks good on you "
(An Ancient goat speaking)
“Do you have food at home.”
(A Roadside Rat speaking)
"What do you bring to the table.”
(A dust particle speaking)
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@o1strades Lol. True.
I always wondered why people believed those videos. He’s literally so popular and recognizable of course when you see him in his cleaner attire you know exactly who he is.😂
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Everything I take before blasting arms 🚀!
ironmike@ironmike_405
This is what arm day is for me.
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@heismric I no say na men go full this comment section , they like to drop there two scents in post like this to bring women down but in real life they even simp even to their fellow men… and majority are also gold diggers even to their fellow men…
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Once, I told an ex I’m running low on my reserve and might be broke in 3 months. She toke her things and disappeared in less than 2 months. Was disappointed but her move drove my monthly expenses from like e.g: £4k to under £1k. Then I realised, I wasn’t really broke, hehe.
Oku@oku_yungx
“What do you do when you fall out of love with your husband for not providing?” Every man in the world needs to see this. 💀
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Cardio before lifting or lifting before cardio?
Gym people, bodybuilders, strength trainers - settle this.
If someone walks into the gym for the FIRST time trying to:
• lose fat
• build muscle
• get toned
• improve stamina
• stay healthy long term
…what should they prioritize and why?
And what’s the biggest beginner mistake nobody talks about?
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@timmyhasagoatee Nor attempt voice over ever again in your life
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Lool, sorry but you’re the size of my leg. 😭😭😭😭😭.
I’ll be checking every “fitness” persons pictures from now on.
Timmy@timmyhasagoatee
Short video on how I do my daily 200 pushups 💪🏽 First time doing a voiceover PS that’s my real voice….
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