spOKaNe 🏖️

So Wizkid bought the all New 2025/2026 Mercedes-AMG SL 7th-generation, high-performance luxury convertible Roadster in LA and we heard nothing about it…. Baba money too long 🦅🦅

@Blessedstiches Una go just lie for impressions chai Elon you don send this one

A yahoo boy came to marry my 23-year-old sister last December. She told us in October last year that her boyfriend would be coming to pay her bride price in December. Fortunately, they came for an introduction before then. They arrived with three cars. When they entered our compound, my sister’s husband-to-be was holding up his trousers with his hand. I was shocked. I asked her how old the guy was, and she said he was 25 years old. When they left, my dad called her and told her that the marriage would not hold because he observed something strange about the guy. My sister ran after them and followed them home. After five days, she came back with brûises on her left eye. My dad saw her and walked past without saying anything. She has never mentioned that guy again since then.

a performance that deserved more recognition

#sapsHQ [DUTCH DRUG MULE ARRESTED AT OR TAMBO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, KHAT WORTH R240 000 SEIZED] #DrugsOffTheStreets The South African Police Service (SAPS) has arrested another drug mule at the OR Tambo International Airport following an intelligence-driven operation conducted this week. The suspect, a Dutch national from the Netherlands, was reportedly en route to Frankfurt, Germany, when he was intercepted by police at the airport. During the operation, police seized more than 40 kilograms of Khat concealed inside the suspect’s luggage. The drugs have an estimated street value of R240 000. The suspect is expected to appear before the Kempton Park Magistrates’ Court on Monday, 25 May 2026, on charges related to drug trafficking. The SAPS continues to intensify efforts to combat transnational organised crime and drug trafficking through intelligence-led operations at all ports of entry across the country. Over the past two years, SAPS has intercepted and arrested more than 50 drug mules at the OR Tambo International Airport. NP saps.gov.za/newsroom/ms.php

Yessss 🇳🇬

@aaaadunni wtf ?🤬

Is he going to feel any sensation at all ?

She was always beautiful 🤩 🩷

ALBUM 85% DONE 🔥 #1NNE

@theBigMira_ @mrteji_ Na wa oooo no be to chop?

You couldn’t clean the body of the soup plate?😭

@anickytwtss 🤣🤣🤣🤣

na ojoro sha😒

face and money na the same? judge his face too nau.😪

@DesmondEugo @ynlDestyni 🤣

@ynlDestyni Cultural impact and you didn't put BURNA BOY first? Even longevity and vocals BURNA BOY cleats all as number one 💯

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@Madridghost1 What’s her page

Nobody told me buying a car in Canada came with a surprise bill. Not one person. If you are a newcomer or planning to move here, save this. Because nobody is putting this in the welcome package. Nigerian in canada says 🇨🇦🇳🇬

@iamSwaga22 @AsakyGRN @OluSaltz So you believe dss will arrest someone for switching religion?

@AsakyGRN @OluSaltz This religion ehn😆😂😂 Na by force

“I was a Muslim and I became a Christian, and one of the things I went through after converting was being locked up by the DSS for three days. I was 18 when I was detained by the DSS in Abuja. While I was there, I realized we have the technology to fight insecurity, but they refuse to use it.” — An ex-Muslim lady turned Christian shares her experience in Abuja.

@EThawwab @Nimisioluwa @leckzycrypto 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Nimisioluwa @leckzycrypto Iwo de wa ni club on judi 😂

Last night I got so drunk that I entered the wrong compound and confidently greeted somebody’s dad “good evening daddy” 😭😭 A man looked at me for like 10 seconds and said “my daughter is in SS2… who are you??” Tell me why I still argued with him 😭 I was insisting that I lived there and even asked him why he locked “our” gate. Neighbors gathered. One aunty brought chair. Another one said “call her people.” At some point I started crying because I thought THEY were the ones trespassing in MY house 😭😭 The painful part? My actual house was two streets away. I woke up this morning with 17 missed calls, one broken slipper and a meat pie in my pocket that I don’t remember buying. I lost one of my nails, my wristwatch and my phone pouch 💔💔 My bundle of cash was gone too 😂😂 How I went to the club. How I got back home

@Bapsam89 @Lyonofabuja1 Your papa never need money nah 😀😀😀

Authoritative man💔😥

@JJoshhua Wetin he come de use money do?

Omo

The only reason Arsenal won the Premier League is because Kevin De Bruyne left Man City……. FACTS ONLY ✅

I’m sorry I’m not watching Mobland without Tom Hardy.

I understand your disbelief. He does things the human mind cannot comprehend, minutes later he proved you wrong like he has done his entire career That’s why he’s the GOAT 🐐🐐🐐

GOAT 🐐

Captain. Leader. Legend.