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@gbengaOGF @UsmanAbidemiEsq My belle o 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@UsmanAbidemiEsq My uncle has 8 wives (both dead and alive) with different side chicks that fight over him till now. Kids all about 20+ (that we can count) He looks healthier than his brother (my dad, the responsible one) with just one wife and few kids.

Funnily, most of them live longer with that mindset😂. They rarely have BP and stroke later in life. Their own is to contribute whatever they can conveniently provide. No unnecessary pressure and if you stress am, nothing for you.Curse am, he no care.Deny am custody, he is good😂

@The_Chidimma @TheKingDaughtaa You have said it all.

@TheKingDaughtaa When adults misbehave, it’s kids that suffer

Do you believe that my neighbour that has five children, when I saw her with another pregnancy, I called her aside and started educating her on family planning, because the woman is into grinding tomatoes, pepper and other things, while the husband is into brick layer.

@sportxanalytics Lmao 🤣

@_raesparkles How many billions do women make before they get married and start having children.

“As a man why will you be poor in a country in which the system is designed to favour men?” Says a TikToker. Me: she’s so right and I support!!

@love_Victoria17 Leave us alone 😏

Senior bachelors every Sunday, you will see them in markets pricing foodstuff, bargaining with traders like their lives depend on it😂😂 All to go home to cook and eat in loneliness. Wife dem no get, but you see well furnished houses? Leave am for dem. Houses filled with dust.

@AEmmanuel8427 @TalentedFBG Cos your blood group is O+

@TalentedFBG I'm AA. I hardly get sick

Any AA wey no sick this week , na fake AA 😔

@omoladeabiodun @onu_slim Even inside ekiti village e no work

@onu_slim Personal living expenses of ₦60k can’t work, especially in places like Lagos. Even ₦10k for social life alone is unrealistic, talk less of adding a girlfriend. No calculator can truly calculate life…just do your best and leave the rest.

This guy earns N180,000 monthly. Before anything else, he plans his money. Monthly breakdown: -Tax & deductions: N15,000 -Family support & responsibility: N15,000 -Savings: N30,000 -Investments: N20,000 -Emergency buffer: N30,000 -Personal living expenses (rent, food, transport, data): N60,000 -Girlfriend & social life: N10,000 He does not borrow to impress. He does not lend money he can’t afford to lose. He says no when necessary. He budgets for love, not pressure. That’s N80,000 saved and invested monthly. Over 24 months (2 years): Savings: N30,000 × 24 = N720,000 Investments: N20,000 × 24 = N480,000 At 12% yearly ≈ N602,000 Emergency buffer: N30,000 × 24 = N720,000 Total financial base after 2 years ≈ N2,042,000 While still supporting family. Paying tax. Maintaining a relationship. Living responsibly. That is financial discipline in the real world. No shortcuts or pressure lifestyle. Just consistency and control. This is What Financial Discipline Really Looks Like

@Mrbankstips 125m seven times 🙏

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this tweet, you will get by January 30th.

@guzu_p Happy birthday OG, more life!

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@SIKA1222 Code

Played edit send more my dm is open

Thank u boss I see this one collect .. @39billion

@LegacySiu Mesut Ozil

Guess the Goalscorer Level: Impossible

@guzu_p Lol hard way the only way 😂

"I never forced you"

@ShittuOdunayoO @KLASSIQTUNEZ @hamzat_saliu Werey😂😂😂

@KLASSIQTUNEZ @hamzat_saliu She said “me I will eat this guy money and he will not see my underwear” and yu believed ?? She dey wear underwear??

My babe in 200 level collected 400k from a random stranger on snap for being beautiful, she gave me 200k from it to settle school issues. Guess what? She later fucked him.

@snr_pablo @kaelim_cxf @whizz_xD Put your money in stanbic IBTC Money market fund.

@kaelim_cxf @whizz_xD Hmmn Ok boss I feel that would be a fixed deposit system Instead of regular savings

if you have 30 million naira right now, don’t be stupid buy a good car with ₦15m lock the remaining ₦15m in Acess Bank at 20% APY collect 400k monthly, soft life these are the things your teachers won’t teach you in school i’ll teach you for free

Let me peak into your soul..

@UnkleAyo Na green jumper or blue Nigerian prisoners uniform

When women get married on here - you invoke the foolishness of spreading disgusting lies about how you paid them off, to sleep with them. Now, you've met your match. I hope you enjoy the orange jumper and the bangles. Unsolicited advice: Don't drop soap in the bathroom. 🙏

@G_saiyou She go dey compete with madam water water nyash 😂

The lady in red pants is fighting for her life😂😂😂

@caroline__ao FB

If I got a dollar every time I've been asked, "What do you use on your hair?" I'd be giving away money, not hair tips. On a serious note, hair care is not complicated; it can be time-consuming sometimes though, but once you crack it, everything else is a continuous learning process and a whole lot of patience. ➡️ First things first, you have to find out your hair type and porosity. This influences what goes into your hair (Products) and how they go into your hair, plus what you do to your hair (Routine) Let's assume you know that already. These are my PRACTICAL tips and how I care for MY hair. ➡️ Focus more on achieving healthy hair than long hair. With health, length, and thickness follow. ➡️ Wash your hair, please. No healthy hair will grow on an all-time dirty scalp. Products can cause buildups on your scalp, which can clog your hair follicles and stunt growth. ➡️ Deep condition: Stop skipping deep conditioners. They nourish your strands, help replenish the natural oils and nutrients your shampoo might have washed off. They also add an extra layer of moisture to the hair. I personally deep condition EVERY wash day. PS: Deep conditioners ≠ regular conditioners. ➡️ Moisturize: Sometimes, the reason your hair is always frizzy and breaking is because of dryness. Dryness is one of the leading causes of hair damage, like breakage, split ends, frizz, knotting, etc. When it comes to moisturizing, I keep it really simple. Water > to hydrate Leave-in conditioner > to moisturize Hair butter/cream > to seal and lock in moisture Hair oil > Seals in moisture (in the absence of butter), for oiling and massaging the scalp. The order in which you apply these is totally dependent on your hair porosity. ➡️ Avoid high tension hairstyles: they damage your hair. ➡️ Wear protective styles that are actually PROTECTING. ➡️ Avoid over-manipulation: Leave your hair alone. ➡️ Gentle detangling: Before you detangle your hair, ensure you have a spray bottle of water and a leave-in conditioner by your side; these add slip to your hair, making it easier to detangle. Finger detangle first, use your fingers to gently get out all knots and tangles, then proceed with a WIDE-TOOTH comb, if you must. I barely use a comb, though. ➡️ Please wear satin/silk bonnets or scarves. Especially if your pillow cases are cotton, wear satin/silk bonnets or scarves. An alternative: change your pillow cases to silk or satin. Cottons dry out your hair. ➡️ Reduce heat and, if you must, use good heat protectant. ➡️ Trim when necessary (when you have damaged and split ends) and don't trim when it's not necessary (you just end up cutting off your length) ➡️ Don't be a product/routine junkie. Find what works for you and stick to it. ➡️ Be patient with your hair. Nothing will grow your hair overnight; learn the process, sit through the process, repeat the process, and you'll get your results. ➡️ I use ayurvedic and herbal products (I make all of them myself. You can either check them out on my YouTube channel, or I can make them for you, at a cost, of course. Check out my YouTube Channel for more. Thank you for reading through. I hope to do this more often.

@toluspinn I swear bro

A very needless tweet

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