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@IU_Wakilii 🤣🤣🤣🤣if he likes, let him pick 1000 forms. He will still be as ineffectual as he was a president. Let him bring it on

BREAKING: Former President Goodluck Jonathan has officially picked the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, nomination form to contest for the presidency in the 2027 general election.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 or you will end up with a broke heart. Broke heart is different from a broken heart. You can recover from a broken heart, but broke heart! Na permanent injury. I wish all the Arsenal fans luck though. You guys deserve the cup because it is affecting all of us who are ya neighbours including me wey dey support Enugu Rangers 😂😂😂😂

Moments like these for all Arsenal Fans are filled with: High uncertainties!! High Tension!! High Emotions!! High Pressure!! High Anticipation!! But we've Journeyed throughout this Tough Season with Determination and Hardwork despite all the Difficulties and Challenges along the way! Brace up for an amazing ride to Victory Tonight !! These are the Days we've always wished for!! On the verge of making history after 22 years. We will cheer our Team to Victory Tonight at the Emirates Stadium under the Lights against Burnley! And it Will Produce a Result to Crown All Efforts With Success!! COYG 🔥 💪 👏 🎉

@Jack_ng01 So we may assume that rotation of the presidency between the south and the north is no more on the cards courtesy of ADC? Indeed how far can one come without getting anywhere. It seems like ADC is symptomatic of a party that is still struggling with getting its focus

This may just be the candidate we have been looking for I like his experience and the fact he is a break from the faces we see every election cycle HE has been speaking to the issues too instead of Attacking anyone That's the kind of man in want to support in 2027 ☺️ ADC please give Mohammed Hayatu-Deen ticket 🤲🤲

@BOGbadams @HQNigerianArmy @DHQNigeria Of course he is.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nigeria is unbundling before our very eyes. I am wondering what it will take for the ursper in chief in Aso Rock to wake up to his responsibilities. Perhaps they think Peter Obi is the cause of this one

Nigerians in the @HQNigerianArmy @DHQNigeria, is this man too strong for you? Why is he still breathing?

@skiistiredasf Wishing you a beautiful life ahead

She just finished her last chemo treatment and rang that bell with everything she had! 🥹🔔 You did it, warrior sister!!!! The battle is won. Welcome to your beautiful new chapter. 👏🏽😍

@realJudebela One of the most murderous man in the history of Biafra. When you begin to spin the narrative, make sure you tell all about the man and not that part that gives him the bearing of a hero.

He humiliated America and got killed 33 days later. This is the story of the Nigerian leader who had a target on his back. #Powerandplunder

Love does not have all those black and white rules Barrister. Perhaps you run a little investigative check on the woman. I know women have flights of fancy on occasions but if it persists it would seem there is a yam somewhere and she as a goat has taken a fancy to nibbling it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 abeg pardon my french

I’m currently defending a man in a custody battle in the East. The wife has left him, he supported and trained her up to post-graduate level. The husband is a highly educated person. She has left the marriage, abandoned the home, seized all his land documents, birth certificate of their kids and filed for the custody of the children of the marriage. Every time I speak with this man, I feel so much pity for him. Despite all that he has endured, he is still not ready to fight back. He still loves this woman and keeps making excuses for her. She’s proudly antagonizing the marriage institution and her husband on social media on a regular basis. Loving your spouse is okay, but it must always be clear that you are not weak and that some lines must not be crossed.

@GeneralSnow_ @UchePOkoye Are you guys able to tell us the footprints of this dude? What are his life crossings that is verifiable? So that when anyone is recognised as a material, there would be something to hold on to enter into that war zone.

Nwannem I am solidly behind you @UchePOkoye

@Sports_Doctor2 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nwanne, I no see my name there ohhh but its well. Me sef, I am building my own account. Make you show up for a brother

“GRATITUDE” (My Appreciation Post) They say appreciation is the highest form of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good that shows up in our lives, especially when we need it most and losing my account really brought that truth home to me. That experience taught me the true value of friendship; it showed me exactly who was really there for me, and today I want to use this medium to say a big, heartfelt “THANK YOU”. • Cross @Elkrosmediahub: Many of you already know he is more than a friend, he’s my brother. He reached out to me immediately when I lost my account, made sure I opened a new account, and consistently engaged every single post. Nwanne’m, thank you so much for always showing up. • Wizzy @Wizarab10: I honestly don’t even know where to begin with this man. He poured out so much love and support my way, always encouraged me when I felt discouraged, and even shared helpful ideas to get me back on track. Truly, Wisdom is such a genuine soul, and God will continue to bless you abundantly, bro. • Emeka @MrMekzy_: Whenever I try to thank him, he always brushes it off and says, “Guy, send me your links, I will keep retweeting them for you” and that right there is what a true friend looks like. He also told me, “You built your account once, you can do it again”, those words stuck with me more than he knows, and I will never forget that kindness. Thank you so much! • Kelechi @JustKelechi: I lack enough words to properly describe Kelechi, but I’ll say this: if you have this brother in your circle, you are truly blessed. He is kind, genuine, and absolutely nothing short of a rare gem. • Olisaemeka @OlisaOsega: He kept reassuring me all through that tough time, saying over and over, “Don’t worry, you will get your account back” and while he said that, he was also constantly engaging with every post on my new account, showing up for me even before things turned around. And now, I’m so happy to see you become a father! Your daughter is truly blessed to have someone as wonderful as you as her dad. • Emeka @Emeneks: Nwanne’m, thank you. We became friends right from when you first started out on this app, and when I lost my account, you showed up fully for me without hesitation. My fellow Ikenga, God bless you always. The list of people who stood by me is so long, but I would never forget to appreciate @Urchilla01, @IkukuomaC, @UchePOkoye, @EstherUmoh10, @EdmundOris, @subpharmacist, @taadelodun @TheTifeFab, and @iamAbiodunAA. If I omitted your handle by mistake, please forgive me, this is just my little way of saying thank you to everyone who held me up. As I always believe, “Gratitude turns what we have into enough, and turns ordinary connections into precious friendships. Thank you all for being my people.”

Impossible! Nahhh not when He lives

@RobinaxOg Abeg make una follow me ohhh so that I can follow back

@RobinaxOg Can I hear a louder AMEN ? I hope he is not planning to decamp. Abeg ohh. Make he remain in APC.

Matthew Donatus, what a waste!. Got swept into the HOR because of Obi, then decamped to the APC and today he lost in the primaries.

There is a reason the FGN introduced quota system in Nigeria. It was not to advance the educational system. Wonder why recently math is not made compulsory to enter the university. It is not to advance the educational system. The emergence of private schools was to provide sanity. Unfortunately, the rot in government schools is now affecting them because everyone is thinking of only the money.

Nigerian universities must stop being certificate factories. Every university should be judged by: Research that solves national problems Graduate employability Industry partnerships Student innovation Integrity of exams Quality of teaching Startup creation Patents and practical outputs. A university that cannot solve one serious local problem in its host community should be ashamed. Every Nigerian child must leave school with the ability to think, build, communicate, earn, and serve.

@techdbaseengine You forgot that it is the same broke Nigerians that actually defend the same politicians whose chidren are safe from banditry

Top politicians' children are safe from banditry, but it's broke Nigerians that are bandits victims. One day, educated young Nigarians will take up matters. Even DSS Will tell the presidents its finished. Read about Italy' Red Brigades (Brigate Rosse).

@trigottista Truth moves in an uncorrupted straight line. Northerners brought terrorism into Nigeria in their quest to hold on to power. Just power for the sake of power. Not they could transform it into something useful.

ISIS 2IC wasn’t hiding in Nigeria, he was being harbored by Northerners in Northern Nigeria 📌

@Crypto_Diet Those who will survive will survive. Those who will blame everything and everyone including the air they breathe is still legion 🤭🤭🤭

A hotel cleaner in Benin used to mop floors from 6am till 6pm running shifts and when it's night shifts it's from 6pm till 6am. Salary was ₦38,000. Sometimes guests would leave half-eaten food behind and that became her lunch. But every night after work during her night shifts, when everybody slept, she borrowed the receptionist’s Techno Android phone, hid inside the laundry room and watched cake baking tutorials on YouTube with free hotel WiFi. That was how her second life started. Her boss used to mock her badly. “Cleaner wey wan become CEO, focus on toilet brush first, poor people like you always dream too big. Then she began buying some utensils from tips given to her by customers....

Wearing This Robe Of Light They wore red. The typical fashion of lust, greed and envy. It flapped nosily, swirling cones of disaffected storm Similar to bullies cackling at an insipid joke, That runs like a wasted mascara At a blink of an eye. It’s pretty easy to see the stream that flows in the human heart And how the beauty of creation is lost in the eddies of its waste, as it runs uphill. If it is more affirmative to grope and grovel In the light of blindness, Why is it not possible to exist in our varieties? Why is it not possible to transcend in our diversity? Blackman, Whiteman The milkman, the inn keeper No matter how much this population expands It will never be enough to overcome the generosity of creation. On a wide expanse of road walked pride, avarice and sloth. Forerunners of a lost kingdom They still remain relevant In our haste to stick to what is irrelevant They form ranks to make us see things differently The nature of our pigmentation Which decides the regimen of our intelligence They help us to see the different geographies we were born to Where the west Is disconnected with the rest Very much unaware that how wide we are separated Determines how close we are related. They help us to see the loopholes in our families They determine for us the choice of friends we make Birds of the same feather that flock together Birds of different feathers bring variety to what is gathered They convince us of our non-tribal, non-racist nature While we live the epiphanies of a divided culture Hold on to your reason they say But those whose destiny is worth chasing are already moving on I would like to have dinner with those who have faith Walk a mile or two with those who live in hope like I am in hope Perhaps be the children whose lives are decided by their simplicity They might be as insubstantial and common as the air But we breathe it nevertheless And we survive to welcome new beginnings. As I sat in my room watching the handover of the baton Between twilight and dawn I also heard the cry of the Robin Screeching a warning to the crickets as they in turn screeched back Patience, humility, perseverance have also fought the war and won And now will always remain the pillar Of what translates the screams of our dreams To the noun Of our now

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣We can admire the generosity of the donor at least. If I am being frank though, I would say he has limited intellect, limited comprehension, misplaced priorities. What would he be doing with SUV at his age? Does he have the resources to maintain it? or is the man who is gifting him that indirectly planning to retire him to an early grave with worry? Do you know how much it would cost to fill the tank in this T-Pain economy?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Some Nigerians eh eh

The CEO of Pineleaf estate yesterday blessed Nollywood legend Chiwetalu Agu with an SUV !!!!

People like this should not be allowed close to any public office. They can't smell the coffee even if you are brewing it inside their nose. Forget about the engaging sound bites. They are cancerous and needs to be denied of the nutrients to grow. That is how to stop that woke culture

🚨Hakeem Jeffries said "Islamophobia is a cancer that must be eradicated from both the Congress and the Country". Your thoughts?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 why worry about where he goes unless na you take am? After all wetin dey shrine? Wetin dey church? No be both spirits. Even though say we know for that shrine spirit, if you fuck around, you find out instanta. Spirit wey dey church too dey do sme sme so its no reliable for this assignment. Abeg make the man go shrine first😀😀😀

My neighbour started looking for the goat he bought for ₦150,000 this morning. His wife celebrated her birthday on Thursday, so he bought a big goat yesterday for their Thanksgiving service tomorrow. Nobody knows how the goat went missing. The caretaker called the landlord, but the landlord said the goat was none of his business. We followed my neighbour around searching everywhere, but we couldn’t find it. This evening, he said he was going to report the matter at a shrine so that whoever stole the goat would run m@d. Losing a goat you bought for ₦150,000 just yesterday is painful… yet going to a shrine over something you planned to give to God feels contradictory. Is going to the shrine really necessary in this case?