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George Santos is chatGPT turned Roko's Basilisk.

@dpakman The automated reply should include a cashapp link and state that if you need to reach David immediately, please cashapp $20. I wonder how many of these idiots would actually give $20

Good morning!

fuck @CNN youtu.be/lCSrN-e_dkE

@MorningBrew Twitter employees shouldn't quit yet. All those who plan on quitting should organize to take all of their sick days all at once when they're expected to work onsite

Elon sent his first email to Twitter employees last night, telling them: - remote work is done, report to an office ASAP to put it at least 40 hours/week - he wants subscriptions to be 1/2 of all revenue - current top priority is “suspending any verified bots/trolls/spam.”

Is this you @usebraintrust?reddit.com/r/recruitinghe… cause.... wow. #recruitinghell #racism

@brittanyepage @NatAbortionFed lol my Pixel phone knows what's up. Got a text from @SpeakerPelosi and automatically dumped it into spam. Here's another $50 to @NatAbortionFed

@brittanyepage @NatAbortionFed Every time I get messages from useless dems asking to donate to them instead of organizations that matter, I will donate $50 to the @NatAbortionFed. Sidenote: I've unsubbed from Nancy's emails 3 fcking times so far and she still keeps on sending me emails. Shits gotta fcking stop

Gotta treat @tedcruz like a little fucking child and just ignore his outbursts. #KetanjiBrownJackson #KetanjiBrownJacksonHearing

Shut @tedcruz's mic off #KetanjiBrownJackson #KetanjiBrownJacksonHearing

Can @tedcruz fucking let her answer? #KetanjiBrownJackson #KetanjiBrownJacksonHearing

The confirmation hearings of #KetanjiBrownJackson is peak r/recruitinghell ... these f*cking senators and their questions #KetanjiBrownJacksonHearing #SCOTUS #recruitinghell

"This is not about race" *proceeds to use racially charged terms* lol this guy... #KetanjiBrownJackson #SCOTUS

@Etsy your automated system has been deactivating my listings even after your integrity team reviewed them. Now your integrity team stopped responding. I have a good idea what's going on and you need to get your engineering team to look at this. It's beyond frustrating #etsyshop

@Etsy I'm encountering a repeat issue with your automated system that's checking for prohibited items. Every time your integrity team reviews & reactivates, after I save the item again, it gets automatically deactivated. Your integrity team isn't able to acknowledge this problem

@dpakman Keep using the same reply (I hope this is an automated bot) and see how long they go for before giving up. You might as well redirect them to an sketchy ad-plagued site (eg. fill out this survey before submitting a contact form) to generate revenue from them

Good morning everybody!

news18.com/news/buzz/elon… This is not something to applaud. The only reason why one would resort to tweeting directly at the brand or founder is because their support staff did not do their job. #Tesla

What the defense and judge was worried about if pinch-to-zoom was allowed: reddit.com/r/thedavidpakm… #KyleRittenhouseTrial #KyleRittenhouse

Soon we'll see them calling up their IT dept and some guy comes in to help them restart their computers cause they can't get the videos to play. Maybe they'll go back to good-ole VHS #KyleRittenhouse #KyleRittenhouseTrial

The shear amount of time wasted setting up video playback. They're using VLC. You know you can save a playlist of the videos and add bookmarks to specific timecodes in those videos right? You can even add labels to the bookmarks *wow* /s #KyleRittenhouse #KyleRittenhouseTrial

@Etsy Or instead of making me guess, just auto remove the offending listing and keep my shop up (like how @eBay or @mercari_app does it; let me deal with arguing with you guys for the *one* offending listing instead of my entire shop). Right now, my shop is held hostage. #etsyseller

So @Etsy suspends my shop for policy violations. Others still have listings up offering similar items. When asked to point out what in the listings are in violation, I get the generic "review our policy". I'm not trying to get a pass, I just want it to make sense. #etsyseller