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110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "i never once used Microsoft Teams"

due to inflation you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds

i do be texting back with a lot of "hahaha"'s for someone who's having a hahahard time

@AvaSantina Just get an Uber at this point

colleague was meant to go to Wigan this week but this bargain stands in the way

I’ve started joining every Google Meet 30 seconds early. When you join early, everyone’s virtual note takers join early too. I spend the first few seconds screaming about how I’m on the Titanic, we’ve just hit an iceberg, the end is near, and I need immediate assistance. I then do the rest of the meeting normally. When the meeting ends, everyone gets an emailed transcript where the AI summary is: “Chris hit an iceberg, is trapped on a sinking ship, and general Q2 pricing updates”

@Windows Speaking of spring cleaning, do we really need Win+Ctrl+Alt+Shift+L?

spring cleaning means using WIN + tab to see all the tabs you have open. still need the article you saved 83 days ago?

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

in case you didn't know, this is how you're actually supposed to do software versioning

"yea i'm a full-stack dev" the stack:

@RidersRepublic I love how when I do jumps if I'm more than 5° off center or rotated I fall. In these videos the rider can be sideways and almost horizontal and nothing happens not even a gray screen

Check out the next-level Event Creator in action, straight from the legend himself, IanHawkBMX. 👀 ✨

Developers during hackathon: We built an entire application in just 3 days. Developers after hackathon: Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.

@limegpt @tom_doerr microsoft.com/en-us/windows-…

@tom_doerr Time for Windows as a service

"Windows inside a Docker container."

@ConcernedApe How does it compare to playing PC Stardew Valley on Geforce Now?

The recent update added a secret, experimental mobile multiplayer feature. This guide explains how to access it: stardewvalley.net/mobile-multipl…

google ai LOVES to step in when it sees “vs” and will try its hardest to compare whatever you throw at it

New GitHub feature just dropped... 😍

Indian startup Dotpe, that raised ~$100M to build point of sale systems for restaurants left their entire API fully public. A clever hacker found out the most ordered thing at every Social in India. And did a prank to order what he wanted for a person next to him! Zero auth.

never studying OS again

@soren_iverson I present to you the Miles and More HON Circle benefits:

United option to eject your seatmate from the plane mid-flight

@TB_Num That would mean 5 songs a month for me. I don't know how much music you listen to, but I wouldn't have the budget for 8h+ a day of music.

Is $1 per stream just a dream? Streaming services have revolutionized the way we enjoy music, but let’s be honest, the current payouts for artists are, well... disheartening to say the least. For a fraction of a cent per stream, our favorite musicians barely see a return on their creative work. Spotify? Around $0.003 per stream. YouTube? Even less. How did we get here, and more importantly, how do we get to $1 per stream?🤔 Part of the answer? We need to increase subscription prices and charge more to brands for advertising on the platform. Yes, this means it will cost more for subscribers and advertisers, but here’s the truth: this money is going straight to the musicians, artists, DJs, producers, songwriters, and visual creatives who are the life blood of any streaming platform. Without their content, there isn’t a company to begin with. We also need to explore new revenue streams: - Premium fan subscriptions for exclusive content 💥 - NFTs and limited-time music auctions 🎟️ - Brand partnerships and in-stream purchases 🛒 - And yes, even bringing back some crowdfunding love 💸 It’s time to get creative if we want artists to thrive in this digital landscape. But I’m curious, how do you think we can get closer to that $1 per stream dream? Drop your thoughts below 👇! #MusicIndustry #StreamingPayouts #Innovation #ArtistSupport #MusicBusiness #RevenueStreams