sam henri gold

Introducing WireView, a new tool for the iOS developer workflow. It’s primarily for me but you can have it, too. apps.apple.com/us/app/wirevie…

@Lisagoldgold I like to imagine it’s a social network for crisco enthusiasts (crisconiancs)

@samhenrigold The question is; why does Cisco need an app? I’m so confused

I'll block a bitch on the Crisco Mobile HD app from 2010. idc

idea: 20 camera sitcom. just switches constantly. nauseating and deeply disorienting to watch.

you so much as blink in the general vicinity as a gay guy and he’ll put you on the close friends story

it’s a cross i must bear that my only post on iTunes Ping was hocking Thecomputernerd01’s parody of Tik Tok by Kesha

going through my old Pandora account to see what I was getting down to 16 years ago

i've been working on a side project that indexes the various .ipa app files on the internet archive and, long story short, i have died and gone to hell and my eternal punishment is nitpicking which icon files are different enough to collapse in the S3 bucket

liking all the lindsey death tweets

@ExWalrus and yet

@samhenrigold I should really follow you

I wish software would take clues from game design and have an official end or completion with a credits roll. like one day you’re using salesforce and then this appears:

there is simply no other way to show a video loop on a digital display other than an ipad. it cannot be done

@fastyellowpolo @aaronp613 oh believe me it knows what it did

@samhenrigold @aaronp613 What did the iPad 4 do to you 😅

Next one on Apple's chopping block: iPad (4th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular (MM) (iPad3,6) 8.4.1 OTA 10.3.3/10.3.4 IPSW

@SebJVidal @vistar941 WE ARE COCOA TOUCHHHHH WE CARRY THE FLAME

@vistar941 Its spirit lives on 🫡

Just catching up on a few dub dub sessions...

@raffichill work with people who have hobbies beyond what AI can easily touch. it’s a good way to see if their brains have totally atrophied

All this AI design yap and all I want is the budget to contract with a creative who really knows their shit

@NathanBLawrence oop just gonna uninstall that then

@joshpuckett Yeah. I find it downright disrespectful for someone else to make me read something a bot wrote. Even more so if I ask them a question, they dump it into whatever agent, and then paste me back the response.

I'm pondering why I have such a violent, offensive reaction to AI writing or replies that are sent to me, yet I love and use it for many other things like writing coding. I think it has something to do with the fact that when I read something from one of you, I assume that you thought about it and wrote it yourself. And so then I am thoughtful in reading it, and crafting my own reply. When I write, it's really just manifesting a lot more thinking that I've done in an attempt to distill it into words. When I come across (with sadly increasing frequency) things that are clearly AI slop, it feels like a betrayal of trust or complete disregard for my time and thought. At the same time, I use AI regularly to create code for me (and by extension others) and I don't have nearly the same reaction at all. I wonder if it's in part because with coding, there's a long history of using and creating templates or frameworks that are in effect already shortcuts. But I think the bigger reason is just I'm not asking or suggesting that anyone read it, nor representing it as mine. Anyone else feeling this way?

today i got closewise'd in the face relay.fm/clockwise/664